Jimmy Kimmel doesn't care how famous you are. Jimmy Kimmel will roast the crap out of you come Emmy night. Jimmy Kimmel doesn't care if you're a close personal friend of his. Jimmy Kimmel gives zero craps.
Emmy night is this coming Sunday, and, as much as it's a time to celebrate this year's TV accomplishments, it's also a time to have Hollywood's ego absolutely shattered by whoever is hosting this year's event.
Jimmy Kimmel was granted with this year's hosting duties, and if Hollywood thinks that means they're going to get off easy this year, then they don't know Jimmy.
This interview he gave with People reads less as a calm, pre-show sit-down and more like a war cry.
Savage. Absolutely savage.
In honor of the night, let's take a quick walk down memory lane to remind ourselves exactly what Jimmy Kimmel is capable of.
Jimmy Gets Some Botox
This just proves even Jimmy Kimmel isn't safe from Jimmy Kimmel.
Jimmy's 2012 Opening Monologue
Lena, Obama, legit everyone on "Mad Men" and the concept of horses were all skewered during his opening monologue in 2012.
Jimmy Leans Into Mathew McConaughey
Alright, alright, ALRIGHT ALREADY! JEEZ! FOCUS ON SOMEBODY ELSE GODDAMMIT! MCCONAUGHEY IS CRYING.
Jimmy Eats The Envelope
Suck it, envelopes!
Jimmy Trolls Twitter
Sometimes you just have to call in Tracey Morgan as back up. It happens rarely and is usually hooker-related, but it does happen.
Jimmy Honors Himself
Sometimes you need to remember the innovators who have come before you... and those who are still very much alive.
BRING. IT. ON.