Cara Delevingne Gave Kendall Jenner A Very NSFW Cake For Her Birthday (Photo)

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We need to talk about Cara Delevingne's birthday cake for Kendall Jenner for a second.

When you live in Hollywood, there is a good chance your best friend is probably someone associated with the Kardashian-Jenner family.

It's just a numbers thing. There are only soo many A-Listers and about 15,000 people who mooch off that family's endless fame hole.

Cara Delevigne is a perfect example of this. She is best friends with Kendall Jenner and, as you can see by the cake Cara got Kendall for her birthday, when you nab a Jenner BFF, you do your best to keep a Jenner BFF.

This cake is perfect.

This is the unofficial ranking of everything on this cake.

1.  Large penis pink chocolate stick 2. Nipple lollipops 3. Vagina lollipops 4. “Don't Go Bacon My Heart” candy bar 5. Ken's Playhouse candy bar 6. A paper that says “CaKe” 7. Kendall and Cara's faces mashed up

2016 New Year's resolution: Befriend Cara Delevingne.

Citations: Cara Delevingne presents Kendall Jenner with a very rude cake for her 20th birthday (OK)