Yassssss! SLAYYYYYYYY! QU -- whoops -- EEN! SLAYYYYYYYY, YASSSSS!!!!
Beyoncé headlined the Super Bowl halftime show last night after some no-name band led by Gwyneth Paltrow's ex opened up the heavily anticipated yearly mid-game event, and it was honestly everything you could hope for.
She flat-out tore the dang house down, and she did it despite almost having a mid-show mishap that nearly sent our queen to the ground.
This save may have been the most impressive physical feat to go down at Levi's Stadium on Sunday -- sans the Denver defense treating Cam Newton's offense like Chris Martin treated his marriage to Gwyneth Paltrow.
WHY, CHRIS?!?! WHY!!!
All bow down to Beyoncé's leg day trainer.
My thighs feel sore just watching that. Scientists will never be able to mathematically break down how Beyoncé did that.
They'll try, Lord knows they'll try, but at the end of the day, you just have to respect that the laws of gravity cease to exist around Yoncé.