Amy Schumer And Other Celebs Made Their Own Version Of 'Hotline Bling' (Video)

by Eitan Levine

I could listen to Bryan Cranston read a Panda Express menu and I'd still stand up at the end and give him a round of applause.

Is #VoiceGoals a thing? Bryan Cranston is pure #VoiceGoals. Let's be honest, “Hotline Bling” is a terrible song, like, a god-awful mess of a song.

I'm not even talking about the lyrics, I'm talking about the tone and way the song comes together.

The whole thing feels like someone fell asleep on a keyboard while GarageBand was open.

Now, I'll talk about the lyrics. WHAT WAS DRAKE THINKING? Half of the lyrics feels like someone fell asleep on the keyboard while a Google Doc was open.

The only things saving this song are Bryan Cranston and Amy Schumer delivering it dramatically alongside a bunch of other celebrities in this video. Aside from the celebs' readings of it, this song has no redeeming qualities.

Citations: Watch Your Favorite Celebs Dramatically Recite "Hotline Bling" (Cosmopolitan)