Amy Schumer As Your Favorite Disney Princesses Is All You Need In Life (Photos)
OK, I know you're thinking "...ugh not another one," but guys, this is different.
I understand Disney Princesses have been reimagined as pretty much everything. Minions? Check. Hipsters? Check. Taylor Swift? Obviously. The list goes on and on.
However, I decided to recreate the Disney Princesses as the ONE AND ONLY Amy Schumer because let's be real, the best is saved for last.
Honestly, anything with Amy Schumer's face on it is an automatic win. She's not just the Queen of Comedy, she's practically a goddess sent down from the heavens to brighten our beautiful world (and make us laugh so hard we pee ourselves). Out of anyone so far, she deserves to be a Disney Princess the most.
Now, do you really expect Ms. Schumer to play the part exactly like the others? LOL no. This girl is unpredictable AF.
It's only right her princess photos match her candid personality (and um, perhaps her blackout state of mind). So, warning: Things may get a little risqué.
Amy, this one's for you. Thanks for the laughs, the memories and for always keeping it real. You're a dime.
Step aside Li Shang, this girl's got comebacks and wit that could kick your toned ass any day of the week.
Things probably wouldn't go over too well with Mulan's matchmaker. Girl, YOU DON'T NEED MAKEUP. You know this.
Having a tail wouldn't hold her back from speaking her mind (and having a drink or two).
The only dish Amy needs is the wine glass in her hand.
And you know she'd rather give the Beast some milk, milk, lemonade instead of a ballroom dance. Puh-lease.
Sorry Prince Charming, this girl deserves a man who can keep up with her, sober or not.
Forget about a magic carpet, all she needs is a bottle of Merlot to have the ride of her life.
This princess doesn't need a man to save her, she can win any battle on her own.
Plus, who needs to kiss a frog when you have a one-hour HBO special?
Not this girl.
Plain and simple, Amy Schumer runs the goddamn earth (well, not literally, that'd be a lot of exercise).
Bow down to the queen.