Amanda Seyfried And Justin Long Reportedly Ended Two-Year Relationship

WHY has the Illuminati chosen 2015 to break up all of our favorite power couples? Is the rapture upon us? If so, shouldn't we be pairing off, two by two, and building a boat or an underground city we can all escape to?

This year's celebrity break-up parade continues with adorable duo Amanda Seyfried and Justin Long.

After two beautiful years of tickle fights and running in slow motion (probably), the pair called it quits, E! reports. Sources blamed the actors' busy schedules and hinted the separation was not without remorseful reflection.

One source told Us Weekly,

It happened a few weeks ago. [Justin is] really heartbroken.

The pair met in 2013 when Seyfried noticed an Instagram post from Long. Prior to the split, it seemed as though the couple was moving toward marriage.

In a previous interview with Vogue, Seyfried shared,

I want to have kids... I would like my life to be the same as it is now, but with a little less stress and a little less work.

Curse you, 2015. May the new year restore love to Hollywood and the remainder of humanity.

Citations: Amanda Seyfried and Justin Long Break Up: Reports (E!), Amanda Seyfried and Justin Long Split After Dating for Two Years: Details (Us Weekly)