BRB, investing in several thousand shares of Kleenex.
Adele released 25 today, and so far, it's raised hell on our tear ducts. It's like every song is a homing missile directed at our emotions, and you KNOW those pipes do not miss.
If you plan on listening to 25 today, I strongly suggest you call off work and listen at home in the soundproof chamber you constructed for this album's release. If you listen to this at work, you will ugly cry hard -- publicly.
You may also want to cancel any weekend plans you have going on because there is a good chance if you attempt to go outside something will trigger an Adele memory and send you into an emotional black hole.
You don't want to be known as the person who loudly cried while watching “The Night Before” in theaters.
The Twitter community isn't taking this CD's release any easier than you are.
Adele, YOU HAD TO DO THIS?!?!
Our queen is back after a four-year hiatus, and she has stuff to tell us.
EVERYONE DELETE HIS OR HER EXES' NUMBERS NOW.
There is some bad news with this release. Adele did announce she would not be releasing the album on Spotify or Apple Music, and people aren't SUPER thrilled about that.
JUST BUY THE ALBUM, you cheap, emotional wreck!