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Happy Monday: Adele Just Announced The Greatest Thing Ever

by Taylor Ortega
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HELLO FROM THE PARKING LOT (OF THE WELLS FARGO CENTER IN PHILLY). I MUST HAVE DRANK A THOUSAND BEERS TO TELL YOU I LOVE YOU AND WEEP AT YOUR FEET…

Get your asses in gear for Adele's 56-show North American tour starting July 5, 2016.

Tickets go on sale December 17 at 10 am, which gives you just enough time to return the gifts you bought for friends and loved ones and spend the cash on Adele tickets for yourself.

Fans in and around New York and LA have a week of dates each to choose from, while other cities on the roster have two opportunities to see the “Hello” singer turn a perfectly dry stadium into a wading pool of salty tears.

Citations: Adele Just Announced a New U.S. Tour (Cosmopolitan)