HELLO, BEAUTIFUL MAN TASKED WITH GUARDING ADELE'S LIFE. It's ALL of us.
In 2005, Peter Van der Veen's body was the best body in all of Europe.
Like, actually, reportedly 100 percent recognized as being the best body of all the bodies by the Mr. Europe bodybuilding competition.
The thing is, all good competitors know eventually you need to step away from the game and go on with your life.
As that one guy in that one scene in “Moneyball” said, “We're all told at some point in time that we can no longer play the children's game, we just don't... don't know when that's gonna be. Some of us are told at 18, some of us are told at 40, but we're all told.”
After a stint as Lady Gaga's human flesh shield, Peter recently signed on to keep Adele safe, secure and constantly getting cases of the "ohhhh, dayummmmm."
Of course, the Internet cannot contain itself after getting a glimpse at this IRL version of Kevin Costner to Adele's Whitney Houston.
THEY ALL NOW WANT TO SET FIRE TO VAN DER VEEN'S RAIN (JUST GO WITH IT).
THEY WANT TO GO ROLLING IN HIS DEEP (SURE, WHY NOT?).
THEY ALL WANT TO FALL INTO HIS SKY (YEAH, I'LL TAKE IT).
BRB, writing BEAUTIFUL SOUNDING AND HOT fanfiction now.