Woman Marries Pizza In Romantic Photo Shoot And Their Relationship Is Truly Goals

by Candice Jalili

Just a few days ago, an 18-year-old girl got married to the person of her dreams... a slice of pepperoni pizza.

It all started when high school senior Christine Wagner posted a picture of herself dressed in her grandma's wedding dress on Facebook.


The caption reads:

Wearing grandma's wedding dress lmaoooo. I'm getting married but it's to pizza. Sorry bois I'm a taken woman.

High school photographer Marcy Harris saw the Facebook post on her news feed and, as she explains in her blog,

Of course, the weirdo I am, was like 'This is awesome... We should totally get photos of you in this dress marrying a pizza...'

Wagner's mom gave the teen permission to do the shoot, and after that, it was GAME TIME, reports.

Harris describes the preparation process, saying,

Over the next couple days, Christine and I planned her dream wedding. She had so many amazing ideas. Like the pizza should wear a bow tie... and the ring would obviously have to be a ring pop. We debated about having bacon roses, but because her mom was a bit worried about the dress getting dirty, we decided to stick with just a couple basic props.

The day of the shoot, they commissioned a pepperoni pizza from Wagner's favorite pizza place, Cristy's Pizza in Baltimore, to be the groom.

Just take a look at the happy couple on their big day.

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The "wedding ceremony" took place outside of a white barn on Wagner's family farm.

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Yes, her groom is wearing a Pokémon tie. SWOOOOOOONNNNN.

Next, the two lovebirds headed inside for a super romantic, candle-lit meal.

Just look at the LOVE going on in this picture.

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I would give anything for someone to look at me the way Wagner looks at her pizza.

Finally, the newlyweds hit the bedroom for some much-needed snuggle time.

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All right, we're all thinking it... I'll just be the first one to SAY it: I'M JEALOUS OF THIS GIRL'S RELATIONSHIP WITH A SLICE OF PIZZA.

There, I said it. It's out there.

Citations: This woman 'married' a pizza because she loves it so damn much (Metro UK), When your senior wants to marry pizza... | Conceptual Senior Photography (Fun + Fearless)