One of the ultimate, age-old struggles of dating is trying to figure out WTF is going through your partner's head 99 percent of the time.
Needless to say, lots of times, things get lost in translation.
You think he was mad at you for saying that thing, but he really couldn't have cared less. You assume you're making him jealous, but he thinks it's just annoying. He assumes he's impressing you, but you think he's being a braggy, egotistical douche.
You get the picture here. There's a lot we don't see eye to eye on.
A recent Reddit thread helped us clear some of that up by asking men about stuff we think they care about, which they revealed they actually don't care about at all.
1. Your Weight
2. How Many Other Guys Are Into You
3. Your Small Boobies
4. What Your Vagina Looks Like
5. Whether Or Not You're Wearing Makeup
6. What You Order On Your Date
7. Playing Hard To Get
8. The Color Of Your Butthole
The general takeaway here? Stop playing the dumb games and losing sleep every night trying to figure out what he's thinking. Odds are, he genuinely DGAF.