15 Hilarious Tweets About People's Tips For Dating Their Ex
It seems #TipsForDatingMyEx is trending on Twitter and, as you can imagine, people's responses are extremely juicy.
I was obviously expecting people to dump on their exes pretty hard, but I was also expecting some of those sappy "don't mess it up like I did; she's the best I ever had" types of posts.
But I was wrong. There was none of that mushy-gushy stuff.
Every single tweet is one passive-aggressive burn after the other. And trust me, they'll sound a little familiar to you.
Your ex who never listened? Yep, someone calls him out. Or how about the one who cheated on you after a few drinks? Someone calls her out, too. Based on these responses, we all have the same shitty exes apparently.
Read along for these Twitter users' tips for dating their exes, and prepare to say "same":
The dirty ex who gave you diseases
The bitchy ex who maxed out your credit cards
The difficult ex who was always picking fights
The cold ex who never showed affection
The uninterested ex who never paid attention to you
The ex who would cheat on you after a couple of drinks
The deceitful ex who was a compulsive liar
The manipulative ex who literally drove you crazy
The ex who just all-out sucked
The ex who was just about as interesting as a wall
The ex who always had a sidepiece waiting on deck
The ex who was way better in your head than IRL
The ex who was obsessed with you
The ex who was straight up evil
The ex who was boring in bed
I guess there's a positive and a negative way to look at these.
On the negative side, we obviously have the "everybody sucks" factor. Like, seriously... WHY are there so many lying, cheating manipulators out there?!
On the BRIGHT side, you get to know you're not alone! Your ex might have really sucked, but you're not the only one with a sucky ex!