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16 Men Describe What A Vagina Feels Like

“What does a vagina feel like?”

This is a question I recently posed to men of all creeds and ages on Toyboy Warehouse, a cougar dating site I've frequently used in the past for related data.

This time, the topic was especially fun and subjective, considering the fact that everybody has very differing opinions as to what a vagina feels like.

As the possessor of a penis myself, I'd describe a penis as feeling like a leather stick-shift loosely wrapped in velvet.

But since owning one is far different from experiencing one in a more sexual fashion, I asked my sexually accomplished pal, Tara, to describe how a penis feels, which she tactfully replied through Facebook chat, “A hairless cat.”

After a mutual exchange of digital laughter — “lmao” to be exact, because “lol” didn't seem like enough — we began delving into what vaginas feel like, which Tara insisted are exponentially easier to describe.

But these guys would beg to differ with Tara. To them, vaginas are DEFINITELY not easy to describe.

Here's what 16 guys said in response to the age-old question, "What does a vagina feel like?"

These guys kept it short and sweet, though admittedly lackluster.

Fun.

-- Irvin, 27

Nice.

-- Darryl, 24

Sexy.

-- Borris, 24

Warm and safe.

-- Zachary, 32

This guy was absolutely clueless.

I don't know about how it feels. It's pretty confusing, like a Rubik's Cube. What goes on down there, ladies?!

-- William, 34

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This guy, painfully so.

Don't know.

-- Donald, 26

This guy is a liar.

I didn't really think about it during sex.

-- Kevin, 23

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He hasn't had the pleasure of experiencing one.

I wouldn't know.

-- Stuart, 24

This guy has a finely tuned opinion.

Tight, but then some aren't so tight. The tighter the better.

-- Doug, 30

This guy's a little romantic.

It's soft to the touch.

-- Andrew, 34

It was tricky for this guy to answer.

Intricate, yet tingly. That's a difficult question.

-- Muhammad, 36

This guy was kind of cryptic.

Unlike guys, it's more complicated with different avenues and untold secrets.

-- Rayford, 36

This guy was not original.

It feels like warm apple pie.

-- Brian, 32

Uh... what?

It's soft, but rugged. Like nice, but you can always be a little rough.

-- Troy, 26

This is a little better.

Like an old friend giving you a hug.

-- Ricky, 40

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This guy wins. Because, as odd as it sounds, he's kind of right.

It's like a cave lined with pillows.

-- Theo, 27

Before I give Theo the ultimate seal of approval for his accuracy, I first wanted to give this whole "describing a vagina" thing a shot myself.

And while I would even say this isn't the most accurate description, I believe the vagina, when entered manually, feels like wet, yet warm silk.

On a slightly less creative front, I'd say a vagina feels like a warm, somewhat slippery tunnel of flesh. Like, if flesh could be made into a kind of silk, that's what the interior of a vagina feels like (as creepy as that sounds).

Actually, maybe it's best we can't describe what a vagina feels like, because honestly, nothing comes close to the particular, yet indescribable magic a vagina offers to those fortunate enough to come in contact with one.

I will say one thing, though: A vagina feels nothing like a Rubik's Cube.