Texting has become the foreplay of Gen-Y, as it is one of the most straightforward and simplest ways to communicate. As if girls weren’t complicated enough to decipher, throw some emojis into a conversation and this is a whole other ballgame. They say a picture is worth a thousand words, so what better way to get your message across than through emojis?
You can use these symbols to imply your attraction to another person, since they suggest your feelings. However, be careful because as convenient as these little icons can be, they can also be quite misleading.
“If you don’t have an iPhone, I feel bad for you, son. I got 99 emojis and you can’t see none.”
Let’s take a look at some of the iPhone’s emojis and what they really mean.
If a girl sends you the emoji of a little dog, chances are you are now in the friend zone, buddy. Puppies are meant to be cooed at and cuddled, there’s nothing sexy or intriguing if a girl is sending you this face. Chances of getting ass: 0%.
See No Evil/Speak No Evil/Hear No Evil Monkey
These emojis comes in handy when you say something you were nervous about or shouldn’t have said. Sending these excuse anything said in conjunction with the faces. These three little monkeys can basically be applied to any conversation, flirtatious or not, so be careful when trying to figure out the intentions behind them.
Whoever uses this is trying to be cute and funny, but really most people think it’s gross. Like c’mon if a chick is sending you a pile of shit, well that’s just f*cking disgusting. No, just don’t. This is an emoji that is meant to be shared amongst friends, nothing more.
The Brunette In The Pink Shirt
We love this bitch. For writing purposes, we are going to refer to her as Wendy. Wendy is always down to party and get her hair did: two things all bitches love. If you receive a Wendy, the girl on the other side of the phone must be one bad bitch. Keep the conversation going, but never use a Wendy unless you are playing for the other team.
There are many versions of the kiss emoji, whether it’s the smooch mark itself or the kissy face. However one thing is for sure -- this girl is infatuated with you and wants the D. She is literally sending kisses your way. You can easily decipher her intentions by evaluating your relationship with the girl.
Is she a good friend? Then you probably shouldn’t be jumping to any conclusions that she suddenly wants to bang. But is she a prospect that you’ve been getting flirty with for a little while? She is more than likely getting more comfortable and wants you to know it. No matter what the relationship, kiss faces are endlessly used to show appreciation. User discretion advised.
Face With Stuck Out Tongue and Winking Eye or Blushing Face
This happy cock-eyed face with its tongue out shows this person is just messing around and joking with you. This girl is obviously comfortable goofing around and just being silly, as she takes on the cute role. Whether she is embarrassed, making a joke or downplaying a situation, these emojis are great to use when flirting over text messages.
Face With Stuck Out Tongue and Tightly Closed Eyes
This girl is probably hammered and is ready for some late night canoodling. She can’t control herself and is 100% not serious about anything going on in the conversation. This emoji says I’m here and ready to party. This is a great signal of a good conversation. You go Glen Co-Co.
The Cute Snarl
This face is a commonly used emoji for bad bitches, which can be interpreted in a few different ways. Throwing around this emoji elicits confidence and lightens the mood of the conversation. At times, the snarl might suggest a little teasing from said bad bitch. In some cases a bitch using the cute snarl may even be trying to suggest that she’s “joking,” but is actually serious.
Dancing Cha Cha Lady
The sluttiest of all the emojis. If a chick uses this emoji within a conversation, she is telling you that she’s a good time and down for anything. Chances of getting it in: 90%. The other 10%? She may be too wasted to do anything but pass out at the end of the night.
Any Heart Emojis
There are a bunch of different heart emojis: beating heart, purple heart, heart with an arrow through it, red heart, etc. However, one thing remains constant, if a girl is sending you one of these, she is definitely interested in you and maybe so far as in LOOOOVE.
Depending on the context of the conversation, these emojis make for some great flirting. Thumbs up, fisted hand and the O.K. hand signal are all positive signals as to how a conversation is going. These are the perfect flirty emojis, since they are not overtly flirtatious, but still get the message across.
They are great to continue a conversation or to conclude one, depending on the flow of messages. O.K. hand signal? Usually means you’re good to go, so you don’t need to have any worries. Person raising both hands in celebration? Bitch is down to party.
Ballet Dancing Twins
This emoji is somewhat similar to the cha cha lady, since they’re both busting a move, but the way this emoji is interpreted is a little bit different. Yes, it does say the chick sending you this is down to party, but more so in a friendly way. Side by side dancing twin girls means BFF not DTF, like the sultry dress implies for Ms. Cha Cha.
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