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The Perfect Playlist Of Grammy-Nominated Songs For Sexy Time

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The Grammys are right around the corner so you know what that means... time to make SWEET, SWEET LOVE to all of the sexiest nominated songs!

OK, fine. The Grammys are also about, like, appreciating the arts and giving Beyoncé something to celebrate aside from the impending birth of her twins. I think my first reason is more fun, though.

But what songs should you make sweet love to?! That's where I come in. Well... not in the making love part. But I will help you with the love-making process. 

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From the foreign songs to the hard rock songs to the instrumentals to the rap songs, I listened to EVERY SINGLE Grammy-nominated song and picked out the ~sexiest ones~ to create the ULTIMATE sexy-time Spotify playlist to make sweet, tender loooooooove to.

And don't let my terminology stop you! This playlist is not solely for love-making.

It can be used as a catalyst for all sorts of intercourse, from boinking to porking to baby-making to bumpin' uglies to some good, old-fashioned fucking.

WARNING TO ALL BEYONCÉ FANS: I'm not trying to shade your queen, she's just not on the playlist because she's not available on Spotify. I'M SORRY.

Here's the "Formation" music video to pay her some necessary homage:

beyonceVEVO on YouTube

Now, save it to your library ASAP and tell bae (or the guy you just started talking to on Tinder) to get ready for a hot, steamy night.

1. "Kiss It Better" by Rihanna

This is for when you want to hook up with that toxic person you can't get rid of because the sex is just too dang good.

RihannaVEVO on YouTube

2. "All Around You" by Sturgill Simpson

Listen when you're consummating your love on your wedding night.

Charlie Rose on YouTube

3. "Come and See Me" by PARTYNEXTDOOR

OK, so THIS tune is for another late night with that guy you refuse to admit you're in love with.

PARTYNEXTDOOR on YouTube

4. "Love Yourself" by Justin Bieber

This one by the Biebs is great when you have sex with your ex who's still in love with you because you're feeling lonely.

JustinBieberVEVO on YouTube

5. "Hello" by Adele

Adele is super deep, so save this for when you have sex with someone, but you're thinking about your ex the whole time.

AdeleVEVO on YouTube

6. "Cave Me In" by Gallant

This is perfect for make-up sex with your on-again, off-again boyfriend.

Gallant on YouTube

7. "One Dance" by Drake

For hooking up with that random, hot guy you spent all night dancing with at the club:

8. "Can't Wait" by Jill Scott

For Skype sex with your long-distance BF:

Jill Scott on YouTube

9. "Tearing Me Up" by Bob Moses

For sex with the guy you play a million games with:

BobMosesVEVO on YouTube

10. "Epoch" by Tycho

For sex with the guy you just became official with:

Mindful Music on YouTube

11. "33 God" by Bon Iver

For breakup sex when you love each other, but the circumstances just aren't right:

boniver on YouTube

12. "Weight in Gold" by Gallant

For romantic love-making in a bougie hotel bed:

Majestic Casual on YouTube

13. "Pregúntale Al Cielo" by Laura Pausini

For emotional sex after you show your vulnerable side:

Marcelo Luis on YouTube

14. "Dangerous Woman" by Ariana Grande

For forbidden sex with that guy who's off limits:

ArianaGrandeVevo on YouTube

15. "29 #Stafford APTS" by Bon Iver

For morning sex after date night:

boniver on YouTube

16. "Love in the Dark" by Adele

For sad sex when you know he doesn't love you anymore:

17. "All I Ask" by Adele

For when you have incredible sex for the first time in forever:

18. "Turnin' Me Up" by BJ The Chicago Kid

For happy sex after date night with your boyfriend:

The Shropshire Soul Provider on YouTube

19. "Permission" by Ro James

For the first time you have sex with a guy you really like:

RoJamesVEVO on YouTube

20. "I Do" by Musiq Soulchild

For sex with your first love:

MusiqSoulchildVEVO on YouTube

21. "Needed Me" by Rihanna

For angry sex with the ex you hate:

RihannaVEVO on YouTube

22. "Cranes in the Sky" by Solange

For reunion love-making with your soulmate after he broke your heart:

SolangeKnowlesVEVO on YouTube

23. "The Three of Me" by William Bell

For an afternooner with your longtime boyfriend:

Stax Records on YouTube

24. "Sleeping With The One I Love" by Fantasia

For cheating on your boyfriend with your ex:

FantasiaVEVO on YouTube

25. "Angel" by Lalah Hathaway

For sex after you get engaged:

dj raymondvilla on YouTube

26. "Exchange" by Bryson Tiller

For sex when you know you're about to lose your on-again, off-again boyfriend for good:

BrysonTillerVEVO on YouTube

27. "Lake By the Ocean" by Maxwell

For sex by the beach on vacation:

maxwellVEVO on YouTube

28. "LUV" by Tory Lanez

For drunk sex with your boyfriend:

ToryLanezVEVO on YouTube

29. "Vice" by Miranda Lambert

For sex with your ex who cheated on you:

mirandalambertVEVO on YouTube

30. "Never Be Like You" by Flume

For late-night sex with the guy who your friends hate:

FlumeVEVO on YouTube

See? There's literally a song for EVERY occasion. Now go forth and fornicate!