People Are Now Watching Pizza-Themed Porn Using A Lot Of Cheesy Search Terms
The debate over whether pizza or sex is better is seemingly never-ending.
On one hand, you have the people who believe nothing can trump the glorious pleasure that arises from a good old-fashioned romp in the sheets.
On the other hand, you have those who think sex just can't compare to the mouth-gasm you get from giving your tastebuds the gift of a delectable meal.
If you happen to be on the fence about which one is better, you're not alone.
A lot of people seem to be equally turned on by both food and sex.
So instead of picking a side in this debate, people simply combined these almighty vices and gave "food porn" an entirely new meaning.
That's right, Pornhub just revealed people have been getting off to food-related porn more than ever over the past year, and apparently, pizza is the most sought-after snack of the bunch.
Then again, I guess this shouldn't come as too much of a surprise since pizza and most pornos share a common trait of being cheesy AF.
Not to mention, it's basically a known fact no other food can make you drool quite like a hot, steamy pie that's smothered in sauce, sprinkled in melty cheese and finished off with an assortment of mouthwatering meat toppings.
Seriously, I'm getting all hot and bothered just thinking about it.
If you're wondering which type of pizza porn people crave most, you'll be glad to know Pornhub exposed the top searches for this saucy sex category.
When it comes to serving up some promiscuous pizza pornos, Pornhub has a pretty extensive menu that includes almost 2,000 pizza-related videos.
Apparently, the website receives over 500,000 searches for pizza porn each month, with "pizza delivery," "big sausage pizza" and "pizza boy" ranking as the top three searches.
Pornhub also found people in the 18 to 24-year-old age group are the biggest fans of pizza porn, and these types of videos tend to be most popular in countries like Romania, South Korea, India and Portugal.
Additionally, dudes also seem to be more into mixing pizza with pleasure because Pornhub reported men are 23 percent more likely to look up pizza porn than women are.
So yeah, next time you're stuffing your face with a sexy slice of pizza, just try to push away the thought of how many people have probably jerked off to a porno starring your favorite food.
Citations: People are watching loads of pizza themed porn this year (Metro UK)