Men Reveal The Dirty Fantasies They Have About Girls They Know When They Jerk Off

by Candice Jalili

Ever wonder if your guy friends have been jerking off while thinking about you? What about the guys you work with? Or that weird guy who sells you your coffee in the mornings?


OK, just kidding. I can't say they have for sure, but I can say it's a possibility.

Now, if we want to entertain this (extremely weird and disturbing) thought one step further, let's talk about what he imagines you doing while he jerks it.

Well, a recent Reddit thread asked men to explain what they fantasize the girls they know doing when they masturbate to the thought of them, and their answers are... interesting:

All it takes is some vaginas and footjobs to do the trick for this dude.

It usually involves vaginas in my face and footjobs

— /u/Aargard

He likes to imagine himself in extremely humiliating situations.

I have a bit of a secret humiliation kink. I fantasize about my female friends discovering me in their rooms smelling their panties or something. Then they get pissed and laugh at how pathetic I am and then, idk, fuck my ass with a hairbrush or a dildo and take pics to blackmail me... I'm weird.

— /u/fiveoclockshade

Just your smile is enough to make these guys bust a nut.

Sometimes just smiling. Seeing her happy. That kind of sappy fucking stupid shit. I'm a fucked up and depraved man, I know.

— /u/EndTimesRadio

I imagine her happy and eating chocolate and smiling, and then noticing me looking at her and giving me a look of absolute disgust

— /u/Nihilistic_Response

He turns you into a porn star in his mind.

Mostly enacting porn scenes I've seen, substituting the girl in for the actresses. Sometimes I imagine them in really extreme, painful, humiliating positions, because I don't have to worry about their pleasure or pain if I'm imagining them; the more I like the girl, though, the more uncomfortable that fantasy is for me.

— /u/LanceGrapher

There's one position that does the trick for him.

Reverse cowgirl

— /u/pw1016

He imagines coming inside of her.

Most of the time its girls I already banged. Imagining cumming inside her usually does it for me. If I haven't banged them, it'll be girls I know have been banged (usually cause someone told me/rumours) and I basically imagine scenario one again but with me in place of the other guy

— /u/RIPelliott

The thought of you wanting him sets him over the edge.

I imagine the moment that pushes them over the edge from "I want this" to "I gotta have this" and go from there just guessing at what would come next. For some reason the look in lady's eyes when she has decided what she is about to do is awesome.

— /u/kylander

The thought of you turned on turns him on.

Orgasming and holding on to me.

— /u/PickleChomp

He likes to imagine you looking at him while you give him head.

I have a thing for eyes, so usually sucking my dick.

— /u/GollnirTheSexy

Some doggy style gets him going.

Me fucking her from behind as she moans and screams

— /u/IAmCheatingonMyWife

He imagines some rough sex.

Usually it involves some kind of rough passionate sex.

— /u/wastedfucking

They just want to imagine some good old fashioned smooching.

Kissing or masturbating.

— /u/knuckleshats

Intense Restless Smooching

— /u/Dasmshitz

He likes to imagine you moaning.

I like imagining the look on her face and the sounds she's making when she moans like a bitch.

— /u/st0nedt0theb0ne

All right, well, I hope you're sufficiently creeped out because I KNOW I AM.