Ever wonder if your guy friends have been jerking off while thinking about you? What about the guys you work with? Or that weird guy who sells you your coffee in the mornings?
Well, NEWS FLASH: THEY ALL PROBABLY HAVE.
OK, just kidding. I can't say they have for sure, but I can say it's a possibility.
Now, if we want to entertain this (extremely weird and disturbing) thought one step further, let's talk about what he imagines you doing while he jerks it.
Well, a recent Reddit thread asked men to explain what they fantasize the girls they know doing when they masturbate to the thought of them, and their answers are... interesting:
All it takes is some vaginas and footjobs to do the trick for this dude.
He likes to imagine himself in extremely humiliating situations.
Just your smile is enough to make these guys bust a nut.
He turns you into a porn star in his mind.
There's one position that does the trick for him.
He imagines coming inside of her.
The thought of you wanting him sets him over the edge.
The thought of you turned on turns him on.
He likes to imagine you looking at him while you give him head.
Some doggy style gets him going.
He imagines some rough sex.
They just want to imagine some good old fashioned smooching.
He likes to imagine you moaning.
All right, well, I hope you're sufficiently creeped out because I KNOW I AM.