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7 Weird Sexual Tattoos That Will Make You Question People's Life Choices

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Mandy Moore recently got a tattoo of sperm on her feet, and it's kind of amazing.

On "Late Night With Seth Meyers," the actress and former singer told the world that the tattoo was inspired by an inside joke between her and her former band members (who are all dudes). When they were on tour, they all shared a bathroom.

“Their one rule was nobody was allowed to... do that thing in the shower. To not masturbate in the shower. And it became this big joke because one of my band members was like, 'I don't want babies on my feet."

Well, "Babies On My Feet" turned into a song the band eventually started closing their shows with, and to memorialize the cute, yet dirty phrase, Moore got some little sperms inked onto her for eternity.

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I'm all for unconventional tattoos because you definitely know someone else won't have exactly what you have. And what better way to get an unconventional tat than to get an unconventional SEXUAL tat?

The cool thing is you can either go full-on with the sexual stuff and get a huge penis tattooed onto you (YOLO?). But if you're concerned what your parents will think, or if super racy just isn't your style, you can go for a cutesy look like Moore did.

Minimalist tattoos seem to be the "it" thing these days (I see them everywhere, especially on women, and they're also cheaper than colorful, filled-in and generally elaborate tattoos because shading and color always costs extra! Take it from a tatted up girl.) My friend has a tattoo of a vagina, but it's tasteful because it's not too raunchy.

Maybe you want a tattoo but a sperm isn't floating your boat. If that's the case, here are seven other ~sexual~ ink tattoos, for your personal inspiration:

This cute, minimalist penis tattoo.

Or a minimalist kissing tattoo.

Maybe you're into cartoon penises.

Or for something more PG-rated, a lips tattoo.

This half-sperm, half-flower tattoo.

A running vagina.

This aggressive dick shark.