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Guys Reveal How A Vagina Feels Different Than What They Expected

Let's talk about vaginas.

First of all, I'd like to go on record to say I hate that word, and I am open to any and all suggestions for replacement words. (I'm personally partial toward "cooter" and not a huge fan of "pussy.")

But my beef with the word "vagina" has nothing to do with the actual body part. Now, since I was born with one, I've never experienced the novelty of feeling one for the first time, but I can only imagine how surprising it would be.

I mean, for a boy, who's spent a majority of his life rubbing his hand up and down his dong (or having a girl do it if he was particularly lucky), to stick his privates inside a real VAGINA must be a gigantic change of pace.

Just take it from these 11 guys who tell us firsthand how a vagina feels to them:

They burn a little.

They're floppy.

They're not all the same.

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They make you feel all the things.

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They're velvety.

They're down pretty low.

They feel like home.

They make weird noises.

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They're not perfectly smooth.

Again, they're WARM.

Then, there's this know-it-all:

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UGH, @boolean_sledgehammer, STOP PLAYING IT SO COOL.