Most Guys Love The Size Of Their Dicks, Science Says

As a single, straight girl who spends her time always looking for the perfect D, I've come across many-a-dick in my day.

One time, I was dating this guy with a ginormous dick, and it was heavenly, obviously. I also dated a guy with a small dick, and it... eh... well, let's just say he fell short.

But new information says most guys are actually OK with the size of their penises, which means even Small-Dicked Guy feels OK with what he was packing.

Archives of Sexual Behavior published a study, in which researchers asked almost 4,000 American men from ages 18 to 65 to rate their feelings about their junk on a scale of one to seven. The results showed 86 percent of participants were actually pretty satisfied with the size of their junk.

LOL, can you guys say you're surprised? Dudes and their egos.

86 percent of participants were actually pretty satisfied with the size of their junk.

That being said, different men liked different things about their penises. For example, 61 percent of them were satisfied with the width of their erections, while 64 percent of them liked the shape of the head of their penis.

Overall, guys were pretty neutral about the scent of their genitals (44 percent of them, to be exact... even though their balls get sweaty AF sometimes.) as well as about the color and the pubic hair situation going on down there.

Guys unhappy with different aspects of their penis seemed to be fewer and far between. 27 percent of the men were unsatisfied with the length of their penises in their flaccid state, and only a mere 19 percent of them wished their junk was longer when erect.

Interesting. I don't know about my fellow ladies, but I certainly wouldn't notice if the guy I slept with last year's erect penis were two inches longer than it is now.

Finally, demographics like race, age and sexual orientation played no part in dissatisfaction when it came to the genitals.

So it looks like, at least when it comes to their dicks, guys aren't influenced by porn and other unrealistic standards of beauty like women are. Good for them!

We ladies, on the other hand, are still struggling. *books next appointment with personal trainer*