Tweets About Sexting That Are Hilarious Because They're True
Sexting is super weird.
I mean, yes, it can be hot, steamy and fun, but it's also just you typing dirty, raunchy things on your phone while you exchange pics of your dirty bits with another person.
Not to mention the fact that, for girls especially, there are a million ways for us to fake it, much like regular sex.
This strange combo of dirty and weird makes room for a LOT of funny sexting jokes — and Twitter is full of them.
But don't worry! You don't have to go rummaging through Twitter, looking for sexting jokes like some sort of humorless peasant. I've already done the dirty work for you.
Here are some of the best, most hilarious, REALEST tweets Twitter has to offer about sexting:
Sometimes, you just need to throw a little romance into your sexts.
Get it? Because she's sick!
"I wanna eat ya ass like a Costco sample" is my new, go-to sext from here on out.
Have you ever read anything truer?
Technically speaking, that is dirty talk.
I am this man. You are this man. We are all this man.
This girl can DO IT ALL.
This is hotter than any other text I've ever received.
I'm mostly just curious as to how he came up with "unboxing videos." Like, are those a thing??
So are you sexting the snacks? Or are you sexting ABOUT the snacks?! Fill me in plz.
Then, there's this dude who's just trying to get his moth laid.
Now, tell me those weren't some of the funniest tweets you've read in a LONG time.
My personal favorite is obviously the guy who talked about eating a girl's ass like a Costco sample, but to each their own.
Got your own funny sexting joke you'd like to share? COMMENT IT BELOW. I wanna hear them, and I'm sure everyone else does, too!