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13 Funny Sex Stories Of People Doing Something Stupid While Horny

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One night, a guy I was dating booty called me at 6 a.m. We hadn't had sex in days, and I was excited to hear his voice, so my horny self was like, "Sure!" I took a $30 cab to his place in Brooklyn, pumped to get laid — only for him to fall asleep the second I got to his apartment. While outside, I spent an hour screaming his name, banging on his front door, and nearly breaking into his apartment to wake him up, but to no avail. It's one of those funny sex stories that I'm sure my friends will embarrass me with by telling at my wedding. Seriously, who in their right mind would answer a booty call at 6 in the morning, take a 45-minute cab ride to said booty call, and then spend that long outside someone's apartment trying to wake them up? A thirsty b*tch, that's who.

Men and women of Reddit are very familiar with the feeling that comes with doing something dumb because you were too horny. And maybe you haven't spent $60 on cabs or answered a booty call at dawn (oops), but we're all human, and we've all acted stupidly in the name of wanting to get laid. Here, 13 brave men and women share their stories.

This girl simply could not wait.

This guy nearly died.

This guy nearly got a girl pregnant.

This guy was resourceful.

So was this guy.

And this girl.

This guy sent a nude to the very wrong person.

This guy almost got into an accident.

This girl was just following the terms of agreement.

This girl almost mutilated her vagina.

This guy followed a late-night impulse.

This guy was brave AF.

And this guy got... political.

Hopefully these stories will make you feel less crazy if you've ever been in the same boat.

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