The "Fifty Shades of Grey" series is coming back at ya next year with the "Fifty Shades Darker" movie, and the trailer looks sexier than ever:
I know, I know... I'm sorry I showed that to you and got you all riled up at work, only to find that it doesn't even come in theaters until next year. UGH.
But don't worry, E. L. James has got a little present for you to help keep you entertained in the meantime.
The series' author has brought all of the kinky, weird, wild, hot sex toys from the book to life with the "Fifty Shades Darker" sex toy collection.
CHECK IT OUT:
Literally every item in the collection is mentioned in the book at some point.
No, seriously, scroll through this list and find the toys, along with the excerpt from the book series where Ana and Christian get fuh-reaky with them:
“Christian releases first one and then the other clamp, causing my nipples to sing with a surge of sweet, sweet painful feeling.”
“I hear a very faint click. Instantly the plug inside me starts to vibrate — down there! I gasp. The feeling is extraordinary — beyond anything I've felt before.”
“The feeling is so exquisite. What I've been waiting for after all his teasing. Oh the fullness, this feeling... I groan and arch my back off the table.”
“My fingers are in his hair, twisting hard, holding him to me. He grinds his body into mine, imprisoning me, his breathing ragged. I feel him.”
“He removes his bow tie and uses it to quickly bind my wrists so that hands are tied behind me, resting in the small of my back.”
“He runs the wheel over my palm. “Ah!” The prongs bite into my skin — there's more than just pain. In fact, it tickles slightly.”
Alright, so what are you waiting for? Send this article to the BF and get ready to get WEIRD tonight.