The Internet wins again.
Its drawn-out obsession with true love, Disney princes and princesses, envisioned as anything but their authentic selves, has gone next level.
With images surfacing of Disney princes as real men, Disney couples in compromising scenes from "50 Shades of Grey" and, of course, Disney characters we all secretly want to bang, the Disney craze is full throttle.
Our childhood fantasies have become our adulthood wet dreams. And a new dating site called MouseMingle wants to capitalize on that.
It's a dating site dedicated to diehard Disney addicts because, as the site states, "Traditional Internet dating sites don't understand the passion people have for all things Disney."
As usual with my friends, they asked about my dating status and why I wasn't trying the online dating sites. I told them I had tried them, but there was no way to narrow down the searches to find women in the right distance and age range who loved Disney. That was the inception moment.
As with any other dating app or website, MouseMingle allows users to fill out a profile with all the basic information and a few photos.
A basic search includes the usual questions, like whether or not you smoke or drink, if you have kids, where you're living, who you're looking for and if you have pets.
What sets MouseMingle apart from other dating services, however, are the standout inquiries about user's favorite Disney movies and characters, what their Disney and Star Wars nerd level is, their favorite Disney park and favorite thing to do there.
The search even asks if users have an annual pass so the Disney fans who are also money moochers can get in on that sh*t.
For just $12.99 a month, you can finally get the action of your Disney dating dreams.
Oh, the possibilities!