Men Reveal Their 'Most Shallow Deal Breakers' That Make Them Look Like Jerks

We all have deal breakers when it comes to potential partners.

For me? If you don't like dogs, if you smoke in doors or if you comment on what I eat, SEE YA LATER, BUDDY. TAKE A HIKE.

But recently, men on Reddit were posed with the question, "What's your most shallow deal breaker that makes you look like an asshole?" And, boy, did they deliver.

TO BE FAIR, the question explicitly states to reveal exactly will make them look like an asshole...

But still. Men. Guys. Dudes. Come on. You're better than this.

Here are these guys' most shallow, pathetic deal breakers:

Smile, honeys.

Keep it tight, sweeties.

Keep it short, babies.

Don't be stupid, mommies.

The moral of the story?

Be tall, but not too tall. Make sure your body fits society's ridiculous standards of "thin." SMILE A NICE SMILE. And for the love of God, don't outwardly display anything that challenges his masculinity.

Oof. Jerks.