10 Men Reveal What They Never Want To Know About Their SOs
There's the "sexy, mysterious" type of woman, and then, there's me.
I am, unfortunately, an open book. Keeping secrets has never been a strong suit of mine, and it's only a matter of time before a guy I'm dating knows everything there is to know about me, from the details on my exes to how many times I used the bathroom that day.
Needless to say, this salts my game. I'm not quite sure about how badly or how often, but I can say with some confidence that my lack of a filter is a definite turn-off for a lot of people.
Apparently, there are certain things men just have no desire to know about their girlfriends. What are those things? Read these 10 men's responses to what they aren't trying to find out:
Let's just say, um, he's not dying to know her number.
How many cocks she's taken.
He doesn't want to know about her sexual past.
Her sexual past. It's cool that it happened that's whatever. But I don't need to know about it it's not cool it's just annoying.
He doesn't want to know when she's going to die.
The time/date of her death.
He'd really not like to know the size of his competition.
How many sex partners she has ever had. The size of the penis of her ex partners.
If he could read her mind, he wouldn't.
What she really thinks about me. Her opinions she keeps to herself..that stuff terrifies me.
He doesn't want to know her dirty details.
The intimate details of her sexual past. I know the number and a broad overview but I don't need all the gritty details.
He doesn't want to know how often she lies.
How much she lies to me (if she does) I bet she does
He'd prefer to think girls don't poop.
The face she makes whilst forcing out that one stubborn turd
He doesn't want to know what she's chatting about with her friends.
Whether or not she talks to her friends about the details of how me and her have sex.
He doesn't want to know what life would be like without her.
What she looks like dead. If it weren't so selfish and horrid a thing to say, then I'd hope I kick the bucket before her.
So if there's a lesson to be learned here, I guess it's don't tell your boyfriend about your exes and don't... die?