There are a few simple pleasures in life that immediately turn my frown upside down without question (in no particular order):
1. A Cheesy Gordita Crunch.
2. Watching someone take a hard tumble.
3. Butt stuff.
4. When my Jewish mother makes empanadas.
5. The smile (and body) of an adorable man snuggling up close to an even more adorable puppy.
While it's difficult to appropriately rank how much each of those things excites me, number five usually takes the cake when it comes to filling me with joy and inappropriate arousal.
And because today just so happens to be National Puppy Day, I've decided there's never been a more appropriate time to wrangle up the hottest gentlemen I could find who are sitting right next to man's best friend.
Hot guys with puppies just naturally make the world go 'round.
And now, let the drooling begin.
How much would it cost to switch spots with that puppy?
I'd never leave this bed... like, ever.
I'm not quite sure which one I want to pet first.
That puppy has no idea how lucky it is right now.
Man buns, puppies AND patriotism? I mean, come on now.
I wish someone would look at me the way this guy looks at his puppy.
How weird would it be to ask this veterinarian for a physical?
*insert smoking hot fireman pun here*
Oh, is it time for our bath already?
If this dog doesn't hump the shit out of this guy, I will.
Breakfast for three, please.
I wonder how long it took to teach that puppy how to do the "Blue Steel" look.
That guy is so hot, the puppy is shook.
I certainly wouldn't mind waking up to this every morning.
This is the one type of mirror selfie I would approve of.
When will a guy carry me around like that?
Show up at my door like that, and I'll never want you to leave.
Isn't this the cutest family photo you've ever seen?
I don't even know where to look first in this one.
Nothing to see here — just a gorgeous man and his pup.
That cute puppy is blocking that even cuter guy's face. Do you think he's single?
Yes, the last one is me.
Yes, I know I'm the cutest one on this list.
And yes, I am single and will bring the dog on our date.