Relationships

How To Tell If Your SO Is Secretly Voting For Trump (Quiz)

by Candice Jalili
REUTERS

Allow me to set the scene: You and that new guy you've been seeing have been having these really fantastic dates.

So obviously, you haven't been discussing politics.

He's just THE BEST. And you want him to continue being the best.

So, you don't want to ruin anything by bringing up politics (since we all know mixing politics with pleasure is not a good thing), but you sent him a hilarious Donald Trump GIF thinking it would be harmless and... he didn't respond.

HOW COULD HE POSSIBLY NOT RESPOND TO THIS?

There are only a few possible options here:

1. He's busy (yeah, OK, highly unlikely).

2. He's dead (a little more believable).

3. He's a Donald Trump supporter who's legitimately planning on voting for Trump (no... it can't be!).

Ugh, what's worse?! Dead, or Trump supporter?! At this point, you honestly have no idea.

Do you dare kill the perfect illusion of this dreamboat of a man by just asking him straight up what his political beliefs are? No, it's too soon. He's too perfect. And what if he's NOT a Trump supporter and you offend him?

Oh God, what a mess. What do you do?!

What if I were to tell you there was an easy way to find out whether or not he's a Trump supporter without ever having to have the world's most awkward conversation?

I know, I know... you'd jump through the computer screen and try to kiss me because I just saved the fate of your potential romance of a lifetime.

WELL, BOY, OH, BOY, IT'S TIME TO PUCKER UP BECAUSE I HAVE THE SOLUTION TO ALL OF YOUR PROBLEMS RIGHT HERE.

I have come up with a creepily, spookily, freakishly (yeah, I'm using Halloween-themed adjectives... sue me), accurate quiz that will let you know once and for all whether or not your date, your boyfriend or even your husband is a supporter of Donald Trump.

Take this quiz and educate yourself. No more wasting time in blissful ignorance.

It's time to uncover the truth.