All The Dates Barack And Michelle Obama Should Go On After They Leave Office
Barack and Michelle Obama's time at the White House is coming to a close, so you know what that means...
Well, aside from the demise of our great nation, it means it's time for them to LIVE IT UP.
And after eight years in office, it might be hard to figure out what to do with all this free time on their hands.
But not to worry, Barry and Mich (new nicknames I've decided to give them after they read this article and we become best friends), I've got you covered with 15 fun suggestions for stuff to do when you're finally done with that whole pesky, "ruling our country" job.
Tear up the dance floor at a party.
Then, you can maybe even hit up the after-party because YOLO NOBODY HAS WORK TOMORROW.
Go on a double date with old pals, the Bidens.
Really hoping Michelle looks less stressed than she did at this breakfast.
Go for a nice bike ride with the fam.
Obvi, Michelle will probably lead the way again.
Go for a trip to London and crash at Will and Kate's place.
I'm sure the royal couple has, like, a couch or something they can sleep on.
Have some more kids.
And get super into reading them bedtime stories like they did here.
Get in touch with nature on a pretty hike.
Hopefully Barack will invest in some more appropriate hiking gear this time.
Plant a vegetable garden.
And maybe this time, random bald white guys won't be hanging around in the background of their cute garden photos.
Go mini golfing.
And LOL at each other's jokes adorably, like they've doing before so adorably.
Invite Beyoncé over for dinner and maybe ask her to sing for them again.
You know, for old time's sake.
Chill out on a good old-fashioned vacation.
Time to ditch the kids and hit the beach, Obamas!
Go on an ice cream date.
I mean, look at the smile on Barack's face. The guy clearly LOVES ice cream.
Smoke a bowl with Malia.
Maybe they should do this before their ice cream date...
Gossip about their annoying new neighbors.
"Michelle, you cannot tell a soul, but I swear to God I think Mrs. Wilson down the street got lip injections."
Enjoy a nice day at the park with the fam.
Hopefully this time the weather will be nice enough to ditch the coats.
Go to a basketball game.
And please, God, PLEASE let them be on the kiss cam again.