Wedding Bells

I Can't Stop Laughing At These Memes About Kourtney & Travis' Wedding

Their second wedding, that is.

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Hear those wedding bells? Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker got married for the second time in Santa Barbara, California, on May 15! They’re legally husband and wife now, following their April 4 nuptials at a Las Vegas chapel (when, crucially, they did not have a marriage license).

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Reporter: “Who is making it down the aisle first, you two or Kourt and Travis?”

Machine Gun Kelly: “Oh, Kourt, er... not my business.”

Mercury retrograde throws communication into whack... which is not ideal when trading vows about lifelong commitment and love!

Wait, so maybe they do have an astrologer on their payroll after all.

FYI, they teased their wedding date back in October 2021 with — what else? — a pair of engraved handcuffs.

Just wait until he finds out the third wedding is reportedly in Italy. Him @ Younes: “Yo is this chick ok!????? Brooo like what is this. In the middle of Italy.”

PSA: It’s not cool to yuck someone else’s yum.

So real.

FYI, though, family, friends, and bodyguards were in attendance, per TMZ. Both Kardashian’s grandma and Barker’s dad made the guest list.

Truth! Her veil was such a fun choice.

It’s giving 2000s-California-punk-princess vibes.

Siri, play “Déjà Vu” by Olivia Rodrigo.


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