Wednesday Addams has always had a way with words, and that’s more apparent than ever in her new Netflix series. Here are the most murderously hilarious quotes from Wednesday.
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When I look at you, the following emojis come to mind: rope, shovel, hole.
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She's been smothering me with hospitality. I hope to return the favor. In her sleep.
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You know the old saying: Never bring a knife to a sword fight. Unless it's concealed.
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Someone who crochets for a hobby isn't a worthy adversary.
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Emotions are a gateway trait. They lead to feelings, which trigger tears. I don't do tears.
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It's amateurs like you who give kidnapping a bad name.
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Use the words 'little' and 'girl' to address me again and I can't guarantee your safety.
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If he breaks your heart, I'll nail-gun his.
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It's not my fault I can't interpret your emotional Morse code.
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If you hear me screaming bloody murder, there's a good chance I'm just enjoying myself.
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I brought my pocket mace. The medieval kind.
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I don't hold séances very often. I can barely tolerate the living; why would I want to commune with the dead?