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Jen's Dead To Me Season 3 Quotes Prove She's Still The Queen Of Snark

I'm going to miss her so much.

by Dylan Kickham
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Dead to Me couldn’t go out without giving fans one more heaping helping of Jen Harding snark. The comeback queen filled Season 3 with the wittiest, most hilarious quotes, even as her situation was pretty bleak. Here are her best ones.

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Another hit-and-run? Is the universe really that uncreative?

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You know, it's a funny story, but there are no jokes.

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If I die before you, keep my sh*t locked down.

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Don't you ever say 'moist' in this house. I’m not kidding.

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My period comes as frequently as the Summer Olympics at this point.

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We are a couple of badass, pregnant, cancerous bitches.

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Why aren't we just always eating Doritos?

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It's not like boys aren't fine, but girls are better, obviously!

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This isn't a Hallmark movie, Linda.

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