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The Rockefeller Drunk: 15 Different Types Of Drunks At Every Bar

BySheena Sharma
This past weekend, I went out with a group of good friends. We did the things normal 20-somethings do: got dolled up, got drunk as hell and partied the night away. As I spun around in my kitten heels and whipped my hair back and forth, I noticed…

How Drunk Is Too Drunk?: The Proper Level Of Drunkenness For Various Occasions

ByKate Dolan
Let's face it: Alcohol makes most things in life more enjoyable and should be served at as many occasions as possible. I, for one, have always been a fan of incorporating booze into various social situations. However, I have learned, much to my…

21 Reasons Why Wine Drunk Will Always Be Your Favorite Drunk

ByAshley Fern
Women and wine -- it's perhaps the closest and most fun relationship out there. It's stable, strong and reliable. Wine is there to comfort you in the toughest of times and the most exciting of celebrations. Perhaps this is why women love wine in the…

This Is What The Occasional Drunk Cigarette Is Actually Doing To Your Body

ByAnnakeara Stinson
Admit it: You've probably found yourself at a party, about three Moscow mules deep, and suddenly having a cigarette (or two) seems like a great idea -- even if you aren't “normally” a smoker. And for whatever reason, it feels unusually satisfying,…

6 Reasons Why You Definitely Shouldn't Workout When You're Drunk

ByGeorgina Berbari
You know when you're headed to your Friday post-work sweat sesh, and you suddenly get a call from your friends saying you need to get to happy hour immediately? Yeah, it's happened to the best of us. Sometimes a good sangria is the only thing…

Drunk-etarians: 1 In 3 Vegetarians Eats Meat When Drunk, Study Says

ByGillian Fuller
Fact: When you're drunk, you're prone to make regrettable decisions. But, when vegetarians drink, they apparently right all their wrongs. According to a new survey, one in three vegetarians confessed, when they drink they make the very wise and very…

6 Questions To Ask Yourself Before You Drunk Text Your Ex

ByAlison Segel
My emotional rock bottom was when I drunk texted an old boyfriend 20 times in a row one night and told him, if he didn't respond, I would break up with him. We had already broken up nearly a year before, though, so my intoxicated logic didn't quite…

How To Stop Yourself From Sending Embarrassing Drunk Texts To Your Guy

ByAnnie Foskett
Confession: I was once the queen of drunk texts. Up until the ripe old age of 28, I could've easily been voted "mostly likely to send a weird and/or sassy drunk text" of my imbibing, text-happy friend group. Let me be clear: That is not a…

This Machine Can Tell If You're Drunk Tweeting Or Just Being Plain Annoying

ByKate Ryan
Thanks to some bold researchers from the University of Rochester, there is now a machine that can tell the difference between drunk tweets and plain old annoying tweets. According to Quartz, they were able to do this by first gathering geo-located…

'Damn Right' This Husband And Wife Of 81 Years Are Still In Love (Video)

ByEmily Arata
Even eight decades after their wedding, Dale and Alice Rockey rarely go anywhere without holding hands. At a special celebration on Saturday honoring their 1933 wedding, the Olathe, Kansas husband and wife were happy to show reporters they're still…

5 Reasons Getting Stoned Is Way Better Than Getting Drunk When You're Older

ByAlec MacDonald
As I get older and my body starts to suck at absorbing liquid poison into its bloodstream every week, I start to prefer smoking weed to getting drunk -- mostly because being mad drunk all the time gets way less cute when you're over 24. Don't get me…

These Are The Top 5 Worst Conversations To Get Stuck In When You're Drunk

ByAlec MacDonald
Getting drunk is like an obstacle course for bad conversations. The reasons for this are pretty clear cut. I see three main causes of terrible drunk conversations: 1. Drunk people are incredibly passionate about things -- even things they normally…

12 Reasons Why You Love A Good Drunk Cry, It's Just Science

ByLaura Argintar
What is it about alcohol that makes us feel like we can cry, just because? At any given moment on a weekend night between the hours of 10 pm and 5 am, you can find a drunk girl sobbing into her handbag. You don't even know why you're sad, but you're…

Why Acting Like A Crazy, Drunk Bitch Isn't Hot Anymore (So Get It Together)

ByZara Barrie
Acting like a crazy, drunk bitch isn't hot anymore, babes, so GET IT TOGETHER, OK? I know, I know, I sound like a condescending, self-righteous Republican, but I promise you, I'm not. OK, Confession: I might be self-righteous at times, but I'm not…

6 Actors Who Got Wasted While Filming Some Of Their Biggest Movies

BySpoon University
For most people, having a drink after a long day at work is a normal thing to do. But getting turnt on the job? Not so normal. Then again, most people don't work on a movie set putting in incredibly long hours and encountering stressful and…

Pissed Woman Shoves 12 Screws Into Boyfriend's Penis After He Gets Too Drunk

ByOliver McAteer
Look, we've all been blackout drunk before. Like, so drunk your friend has to play back the entire night with a string of cringey Snapchats just so you remember what happened. But no matter how drunk I've been, I'd like to think I could still feel…

Students Who Go To This College Drink The Most, Based On Their Drunk Tweets

ByAlec MacDonald
In college, you learn three things: drinking, what to do with boners and how to pretend you know what you're talking about -- in that precise order. This is no surprise, but it's time we got some hard numbers on the issue -- the drinking issue, not…

14 Different Ways 'Drunk You' And 'Sober You' See The World

ByAshley Fern
The person you are when you are sober is quite different than the person you are when you are heavily intoxicated. Sure, people may claim that it's still "you," but as any blackout aficionado would know, this could not be further from the…

Magical New Tostitos Bags Will Call An Uber For You If You're Drunk At A Party

ByHope Schreiber
Normally, I would say if you were taking advice from a bag of tortilla chips then you obviously had too much to drink. Of course, there are always exceptions. Instead of having a sober friend make sure you aren't an idiot who gets behind the wheel…

Blame It On The Alcohol: Why It's Not Your Fault You're A Hungry Drunk

ByIzabella Zaydenberg
Being “drunk-hungry” is second only to being “drunk-angry” and tied with “drunk-horny”. "Drunk-angry" is on our list of favorite emotions: You suddenly become enraged by stupid, silly things that would never get you riled up otherwise. Instead of…

11 Hilarious Stories About Drunk Eating We Can All Relate To

ByEitan Levine
Guys, this is a safe space to share all the times you got super drunk and then ran a destructive chaos train over some innocent munchies. For some reason, alcohol turns you into an aggressive food monster. I mean, I'm sure science has some boring…

Liquid Courage: 18 Times 'Drunk You' Actually Did 'Sober You' A Favor

ByCandice Jalili
Okay, so I'm not in favor of alcoholism. But I think we can all agree that getting hammered has a pretty bad rep. I mean, how could it not? Drinking alcohol means willingly ingesting a liquid potion that transforms us into uncensored versions of…

Woman Got Arrested For DUI After Live-Streaming Herself Drunk Driving (Video)

BySean Levinson
A Florida woman was arrested for DUI after she broadcasted herself driving drunk via social media app Periscope. Saturday night, Periscope users were greeted with a video from 23-year-old Whitney Marie Beall labeled "Driving home drunk," according…

7 Tricks To Try So You Never Drunk Text Again

ByDayana Aleksandrova
What's the worst possible thing you could see after waking up with your head thumping from a vile hangover? That would be the drunk texts you decided to send from the night before (provided you didn't bring home that annoying bro from the bar who…

We Finally Know Exactly How Much Happier Getting Drunk Makes You

ByAnna Menta
OK, sure, alcohol does a lot of really terrible stuff to the liver, brain and entire body in general. And fine, it ruined a lot of people's lives and caused a lot of innocent people to get hit by cars. And YES, it probably made everyone reading this…
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I Used To Drunk Text All The Time — Here’s Why You Shouldn’t Panic About Doing It

ByAnnie Foskett
A few years ago, I woke up on the fourth of July in a twin bed in Coronado, San Diego. (Yes, I was supposed to be there. No, I don't get drunk and impulsively go on airplanes.) I was visiting friends, life was California-dreamy, and I knew there…

What 9 Guys Think When They Get Drunk Texts From A Girl

BySheena Sharma
I am the queen of drunk texting guys. I should know better because the guys I'm drunk texting are scummy, but I just can't help myself. It's too easy to pick up the phone and text a dude for some D, which is why I deleted the phone numbers of all…

The Art Of Handling Drunk Text Drama, As Told By A Seasoned Pro

ByBrittany Fritz
Is it true what they say? Are a drunk man's words a sober man's thoughts? When we pour out our hearts and leave our dignity on the screen is it truly a reflection of what we feel subconsciously, or are we just under the influence and saying things…
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Here’s The Truth About Whether Drunk Texting Your Ex Is Ever A Good Idea

ByHannah Orenstein
Here's the thing about texting your ex — logically, you know it's not a good idea. But once you've had enough Pinot Grigio (or rosé, or tequila, or whatever your preferred poison happens to be), it's too easy to rationalize the impulse to fire off a…

8 Types Of Drunk Best Friends You'll Make In College, And Keep In Your 20s

ByTessa Harvey
In college, we make a few too many best friends while we're partying it up... and we wouldn't have it any other way. As we're sipping our favorite can of (cheap) beer, many of us feel a lot more open, more chatty, and a little bit happier all…

Drunk Driver Speeds Through Airport Terminal While Fleeing Cops In Wild Video

ByKaylin Pound
Waiting for your flight at the airport can be boring AF. Except, of course, if you happen to be catching a flight out of Russia. A drunk man recently caused quite a stir at an airport in Kazan just after midnight on Wednesday, December 21. Now,…

14 Reasons Why Your Sister Is Your Favorite Person To Get Drunk With

ByLaura Argintar
It's no secret that we love our sisters. The only time we might love her more than we already do is at the bar, when taking drunk "I love you" shots brings you two together. There really is no better person to get drunk with than your sister. She'll…

Cop Crashes Group Chat In Most Awkward Way After Finding Their Drunk Friend

ByAmanda Fama
It's not every day a witty police officer pops into your group chat with a selfie -- but when they do, it's pretty awkward. If a cop made a guest appearance in one of the group chats my friends have going, my first thought would be, SHIT, GUYS. What…

13 Drunk People Who Left Their Sober Selves A Surprise For The Morning

ByConnor Toole
After I graduated from college, I decided to make a conscious effort to figure out how to drink alcohol without inevitably blacking out and waking up in a frenzied daze the next morning while trying to remember what decisions I'd made to make my…

Video Shows Drunk Pilot Stumbling Into Airport Before Attempting To Fly Plane

ByAlec MacDonald
You know what doesn't go well together? Mayo and ice cream. You know what also doesn't go well together? Being drunk and flying planes. Pilot Tekad Purna was arrested after being caught attempting to fly a commercial plane while, apparently,…

The Terrifying Moment You Realize You've Spent Your Whole Life Drunk Or Hungover

ByZara Barrie
The first time I ever got wasted, I was a skinny adolescent living in the affluent suburbs of Connecticut. It was New Year's Eve, and we had just raided Lilly's* parents' liquor cabinet... because we were bored adolescents living in suburban…

Woman's Drunk BF Narrates Her Makeup Tutorial, Things Go South Real Fast

ByHope Schreiber
A wise woman once told me, Anything you can do drunk, do it drunk and it will be like ten times more fun. That wise woman was me, talking to a reflection of myself in the mirror while I was incredibly intoxicated. And I wasn't wrong. Even if you…

Cruel Canadian Cops Threaten Holiday Season Drunk Drivers With Nickleback

ByAlec MacDonald
People loosen the reigns during the holidays, which often leads to drunk driving. The worst holiday for drunk driving is the Fourth of July. In 2013, Independence Day drunk driving was involved in over 500 deaths. But the Christmas/New Year's season…

12 Kinds Of Wine Drunk You Get While You're Home For The Holidays

ByEmily Arata
Nothing brings out the unfortunate aspects of our personalities like the holiday season. There's something about exchanging the comfort of our apartments for sleeping bags in an aunt's overcrowded suburban house that makes us lose all ties to…

Woman Hospitalized By Drunk Driver Turns Injury Selfies Into Positive Story

ByAlec MacDonald
An Imgur user has shared a shocking and troubling photograph of herself after she was hit by a drunk driver and suffered brutal injury. The caption reads, Tuesday night, I was heading out to go on a date. I was hit head on by a drunk driver going…

Student Posts Eerie Last Instagram Of Drunk Friend Before She's Found Dead

ByAmanda Fama
A student at Miami University snapped a photo of her roommate before she died in their dorm room following a night of binge drinking with friends. Erica Buschick, freshman at MU, consumed a deadly mixture of alcohol while partying on campus and…

Video Of Drunk Guys Riding A Couch Through A McDonald's Drive-Thru Goes Viral

ByHope Schreiber
It seems to me I have all of my best ideas while I'm incredibly intoxicated. Creating "garbage plates" of food by combining all the leftovers in the fridge? Great. Constructing a 50-foot slip-n-slide out of tarps, trash bags and dish soap? Brilliant…

6 Things You Are Only Good At When You're Drunk

ByAlec MacDonald
It's pretty weird to think about the fact that for thousands of years human beings have been poisoning their blood with a liquid made from rotting plant matter just for fun. But that's the world we live in. Being drunk is very fun. Unfortunately,…

The 30 Best Photos Of Drunken Idiots During The Pedestrian Fest Known As SantaCon

ByRobert Anthony
It's the most wonderful time of the year. Well, that's completely debatable due to the fact that in order to get to Christmas, we have to undergo SantaCon. You know, that one Saturday in December when everyone is obliged to throw on a Santa Claus…

Chrissy Teigen Drunk Snapchatting At The Grammys Is You On A Friday Night

ByAnna Menta
No matter what happens at any given awards show, you can always count on Chrissy Teigen to be #relatable. Aside from John Legend's Beach Boys duet with Cynthia Erivo, Chrissy and John didn't spend much time in the spotlight at the 2017 Grammys. But…

Stranger Leaves Helpful Note On Car About Savage Drunk Guy Peeing On The Door

ByAlec MacDonald
Drunk people face two primary difficulties. Difficulty number one: They are drunk and do and say extremely bad and/or dumb things extremely often (you may be familiar with this). Difficulty number two: They have consumed tremendous amounts of…

Britney Spears' New Song 'Make Me' Is The New Drunk College Hookup Anthem

ByCandice Jalili
In case you haven't heard, Britney Spears came out with a new single today and it is a straight up banger. I'm tone deaf so I have no right to really compliment anyone's "beat," but I will say that whatever is going on musically in this song makes…

The Total Cost Of Ryan Lochte's Drunken Night -- From Ciroc To The Bathroom Door

ByAlec MacDonald
If you haven't heard, Ryan Lochte, champion swimmer and visionary inventor of the word “Jeah” (a word, which, presumably, means "yes"), was allegedly involved in a mugging. He claimed on Friday night, he and his drunk friends/fellow athletes were…

The Science Behind The 5 Dumbest Things You Do When You're Drunk

ByAlexia LaFata
Drinking is a ton of fun, but it can also make you do a lot of really dumb sh*t. Perhaps one of the more staple parts of a night out is the morning after, when you are forced to assess the damage you did last night: the things you said that you…

MMA Fighter Posts Devastating Video About Drunk Driving After Son's Death

ByOliver McAteer
MMA fighter Marcus Kowal posted a heart-wrenching video on his Facebook page after his baby was killed in a drunk driving incident. Kowal, who lives in California, said goodbye to his 15-month-old boy three days after he was hit by a vehicle on…