I Finally Saw 'Hamilton' After Two Years Of Waiting And My Body Wasn't Ready
By Kelli Boyle
On Saturday, April 1, I became a whole woman. For on Saturday, April 1, I finally saw "Hamilton" WITH MY OWN TWO EYES.
THAT'S RIGHT, PEOPLE. I AM OFFICIALLY BETTER THAN YOU.
LMAO, just kidding. I'm literally a heaping pile of garbage with a pulse at…