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Amy Schumer Spent Her Honeymoon Eating Pasta & Getting Drunk, So I'm Officially Jealous

ByKaren Ruffini
If there was any time that I'd like to trade lives and be Amy Schumer, I'd say now would be it. Actually, I'd say to rewind back to the time when she was on her honeymoon, because it sounds like she lived out my actual dream touring around Italy…

These 4 Zodiac Signs Are The Most Likely To Drunk Text Their Exes & Here's Why

ByCosmo Luce
I don't care whether you're a witty Aquarius or an earnest Taurus: Drunk texting your ex is never a good look. But astrology doesn't care much about whether or not your actions are wise, so much as they are simply your inclination. The zodiac signs…

J. Law Told Ellen All Of Her Drunk Stories & They'll Make You Love Her Even More

ByKaren Ruffini
Could there be a more relatable celebrity than Jennifer Lawrence? She's down-to-earth, she's funny as anything, and apparently, she's one hell of a drinking buddy. So basically, she's pretty much someone that most women dream to be best friends…

Kris Jenner Got SO Drunk At Her Valentine's Day Party & Khloé's Videos Are Hilarious

ByKelli Boyle
Kris Jenner knows how to throw a dinner party. For Valentine's Day, she had a small group of people over to her house for a fancy little dinner, they all got drunk of their asses, and Khloé and Kim Kardashian documented it all on their Instagram…

6 Things To Write Back To Your Ex On Valentine’s Day When They Drunk-Text You

ByAnnie Foskett
When in a romantic correspondence that resembles dating but isn't a full-fat relationship, the Valentine's Day text is a "you first" scenario. If you receive an "HVD" text before you send one, congratulations, you've won. It's human to want…

You're Not Living Your Best Life Until You've Tried "Drunk Yoga"

ByAlexa Mellardo
Finding your flow in a vinyasa class with wine seems like the perfect kind of paradise, am I right? Well, heaven on Earth truly does exist — and that, my friends, is called drunk yoga. Now that I have your undivided attention, I hate to break it to…

This Is Why Drinking Champagne On New Year's Eve Always Goes Straight To Your Head

ByJulia Guerra
Planning on getting a little tipsy in the hours leading up to Time Square’s disco ball drop on Dec. 31? Popping bottles on New Year's Eve can definitely have you and your squad feeling fly like a G6 in no time — at least, that’s certainly how it…

Drunk Yoga Class Is Actually A Thing, Because No One Knows Where To Draw The Line Anymore

ByGeorgina Berbari
As a yoga teacher, I am a strong believer in the fact that a relaxing flow can do no wrong. But recently, it's starting to feel like there's literally no end to the bizarre types of yoga people come up with. From vinyasa with goats, to tree pose…

8 Vodka Home Remedies That Have Nothing To Do With Getting Drunk

ByCaroline Burke
In the world of home remedies, hard liquor doesn't usually come to mind as something you should use as a healthy lifestyle hack. After all, it's usually the exact cause of your least healthy lifestyle choices, and your less-than-healthy hangover the…

The Moon Will Be In Pisces On Halloween, So Blame All Your Drunk Crying On That

ByRosebud Baker
Halloween is a time when we dress up as our nightmares and fantasies, where we climb into a a costume and get as drunk as it takes to believe we are that costume. I'm sure we've all got a helluva night coming up this Halloween, with parties,…
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I Used To Drunk Text All The Time — Here’s Why You Shouldn’t Panic About Doing It

ByAnnie Foskett
A few years ago, I woke up on the fourth of July in a twin bed in Coronado, San Diego. (Yes, I was supposed to be there. No, I don't get drunk and impulsively go on airplanes.) I was visiting friends, life was California-dreamy, and I knew there…
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Here’s The Truth About Whether Drunk Texting Your Ex Is Ever A Good Idea

ByHannah Orenstein
Here's the thing about texting your ex — logically, you know it's not a good idea. But once you've had enough Pinot Grigio (or rosé, or tequila, or whatever your preferred poison happens to be), it's too easy to rationalize the impulse to fire off a…
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A Guide To Drunk Texting Someone You're Dating Without Making A Fool Of Yourself

ByRachel Shatto
If you were to ask anyone for a guide to drunk texting, their answer will probably be some variation of: "Just, don't." But where's the fun in that? Yes, waiting ’til you're totally sobes and, you know, "in your right mind" before picking up your…
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What To Text The Next Morning After Last Night's Drunk Text Rampage

ByHannah Orenstein
There's nothing worse than a really terrible hangover. Actually, wait, scratch that — waking up to a splitting headache, a mouth dryer than the Sahara Desert, and a whole pile of outgoing misspelled texts accusing your ex of never truly loving you…

How To Stop Yourself From Sending Embarrassing Drunk Texts To Your Guy

ByAnnie Foskett
Confession: I was once the queen of drunk texts. Up until the ripe old age of 28, I could've easily been voted "mostly likely to send a weird and/or sassy drunk text" of my imbibing, text-happy friend group. Let me be clear: That is not a…
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Before You Drunk Text Your Crush, Consider These 5 Important Things

ByAlison Segel
Do you ever want to drunk text your crush? Yeah, me too. It sounds like such a good idea in the moment! Very fun and flirty. However, I don't drink anymore, and genuinely, I think it's because I was so bad at drunk texting — bad as in I would do it…

This Is What The Occasional Drunk Cigarette Is Actually Doing To Your Body

ByAnnakeara Stinson
Admit it: You've probably found yourself at a party, about three Moscow mules deep, and suddenly having a cigarette (or two) seems like a great idea -- even if you aren't “normally” a smoker. And for whatever reason, it feels unusually satisfying,…

'Broad City' Stars Abbi And Ilana Reveal Who The Character Val Is Actually Based On

ByTina Kolokathis
If you're a fan of Broad City, you remember the episode where Ilana finds that when Abbi gets blackout drunk, she turns into a nightclub performer named Val. What you might not know is, Broad City's Val is based off a real-life, drunk Abbi…

8 Types Of Drunk Best Friends You'll Make In College, And Keep In Your 20s

ByTessa Harvey
In college, we make a few too many best friends while we're partying it up... and we wouldn't have it any other way. As we're sipping our favorite can of (cheap) beer, many of us feel a lot more open, more chatty, and a little bit happier all…

Some Geniuses Created Rosé-Flavored Jelly For Your Peanut Butter Sandwiches

ByMacy Daniela Martin
Like its similar, equally trendy color millennial pink, rosé keeps evolving. There's pink wine-flavored gummy bears, ice cream, and now, jelly. It's like peanut butter jelly time meets happy hour, and we have Studio City, California-based Etsy shop…

6 Reasons Why You Definitely Shouldn't Workout When You're Drunk

ByGeorgina Berbari
You know when you're headed to your Friday post-work sweat sesh, and you suddenly get a call from your friends saying you need to get to happy hour immediately? Yeah, it's happened to the best of us. Sometimes a good sangria is the only thing…

6 Questions To Ask Yourself Before You Drunk Text Your Ex

ByAlison Segel
My emotional rock bottom was when I drunk texted an old boyfriend 20 times in a row one night and told him, if he didn't respond, I would break up with him. We had already broken up nearly a year before, though, so my intoxicated logic didn't quite…

The More A Guy Drinks, The More Likely He’ll Ditch You To Hook Up With Another Guy

BySean Abrams
Alcohol can make you do craaaaazy things. According to a new study, that can also mean hooking up with members of the same sex (even if you consider yourself as straight as they come). Yes, all you bros out there. Despite your firm stance on all…

Thirsty Cobra Drinking From Stranger's Water Bottle Is All Of Us Blackout Drunk

ByRobert Anthony
Have you ever been so thirsty you actually stopped to have your thirst quenched by a total stranger's water bottle? Me neither. That likely has to do with the fact we've never been as parched as the deadly cobra seen scouring the dusty trails of New…

The Terrifying Moment You Realize You've Spent Your Whole Life Drunk Or Hungover

ByZara Barrie
The first time I ever got wasted, I was a skinny adolescent living in the affluent suburbs of Connecticut. It was New Year's Eve, and we had just raided Lilly's* parents' liquor cabinet... because we were bored adolescents living in suburban…

Ellen DeGeneres Proves She's Just Like Us After Her Drunken Hospital Visit

ByRobert Anthony
You're not the only person who becomes a hot mess when you're drunk AF. Apparently, talk show host Ellen DeGeneres knows a thing or two about getting wasted and having to take a trip to the hospital. The 59-year-old appeared on her show on Tuesday…

Drake Admits To Drunk Texting JLo In New Rap And Hints At Being Ghosted

ByTim McGovern
Can someone check in on Drake? Is he OK? On Saturday, Drake's playlist More Life was released for streaming and like most of the playlists we create, his seems to be meant to help get over an ex of his: JLo. I mean, based on his side-eye to the…

Cop Crashes Group Chat In Most Awkward Way After Finding Their Drunk Friend

ByAmanda Fama
It's not every day a witty police officer pops into your group chat with a selfie -- but when they do, it's pretty awkward. If a cop made a guest appearance in one of the group chats my friends have going, my first thought would be, SHIT, GUYS. What…

Why You Need To Stop Having Drunk Sex And Start Being Confident In Your Sexuality

ByKStarrantino
A recent Cosmo article called, “Why So Many Young People Think They Need Booze to Have Sex," should have made me gasp in horror, but it didn't. I didn't even blink when reading that 30 percent of sexually active women who drink admitted they…

Internet's At War Over Girl's Response To Getting Blackout Drunk On A First Date

ByAlexandra Strickler
For many of us, alcohol can feel like an absolute necessity for a successful first date. It helps loosen you up rather than clam up out of sheer panic and awkwardness. Unfortunately, it's far too easy to go overboard with the liquid courage…

Spider Crabs Tearing Apart A Squid Are Your Drunk Friends With Pizza

ByRobert Anthony
If you've ever been drunk, there's a good chance you vaguely remember eating pizza like a sloppy savage with a bunch of your friends. If you haven't created a memory like that, you should probably drink more. Drunk-eating pizza is a sexy freedom…

Scary Video Shows Drunk Guy Falling From The Ceiling In Magic Stunt Gone Wrong

ByAlexandra Strickler
A magician narrowly cheated death after surviving a 25-foot drop from a ceiling onto a tiled floor. In a drunken stunt gone wrong, the man scaled a pillar and began swinging from rafter to rafter on the ceiling, treating them like monkey…

Drunk Guy Beats GF With Sex Toy After She Calls Him A 'Mouse' During Bad Sex

ByRobert Anthony
How would you react if your significant other called you a "mouse" and straight-up told you your sex game was trash? A 42-year-old Florida man was arrested earlier this month after beating his girlfriend with a sex toy during a sex-related…

Student Posts Eerie Last Instagram Of Drunk Friend Before She's Found Dead

ByAmanda Fama
A student at Miami University snapped a photo of her roommate before she died in their dorm room following a night of binge drinking with friends. Erica Buschick, freshman at MU, consumed a deadly mixture of alcohol while partying on campus and…

Video Of Drunk Guys Riding A Couch Through A McDonald's Drive-Thru Goes Viral

ByHope Schreiber
It seems to me I have all of my best ideas while I'm incredibly intoxicated. Creating "garbage plates" of food by combining all the leftovers in the fridge? Great. Constructing a 50-foot slip-n-slide out of tarps, trash bags and dish soap? Brilliant…

Chrissy Teigen Drunk Snapchatting At The Grammys Is You On A Friday Night

ByAnna Menta
No matter what happens at any given awards show, you can always count on Chrissy Teigen to be #relatable. Aside from John Legend's Beach Boys duet with Cynthia Erivo, Chrissy and John didn't spend much time in the spotlight at the 2017 Grammys. But…

Channing Tatum Is Making Vodka So Now You Can Drunk Cry Over Your Love For Him

ByHope Schreiber
Like any 20-something girl trying to not be a hobgoblin in LA, my drink of choice for purely shallow reasons is Vodka. It's low in calories, it doesn't stain my teeth like wine, and you can always blame the "alcohol scent" your Lyft driver or…

Girl Drunkenly Hooks Up With Her High School Crush On Her Period And It Gets Weird

ByCandice Jalili
This week, we have Allie* who finally hooked up with her high school crush... only to find she still had a tampon in and she forgot to shave her vagina: The backstory You know that gorgeous guy that every high school has? He's the one that every…

Drunk Guys At Party Sexually Assault Teen With Broom And Post Video To Snapchat

ByKaylin Pound
A woman is speaking out after the man who sexually assaulted her at a party was jailed for a mere 12 months, and his friend, who posted a video of the attack on social media, only received community service. At the age of 19, Tracie Aldridge, who is…

Magical New Tostitos Bags Will Call An Uber For You If You're Drunk At A Party

ByHope Schreiber
Normally, I would say if you were taking advice from a bag of tortilla chips then you obviously had too much to drink. Of course, there are always exceptions. Instead of having a sober friend make sure you aren't an idiot who gets behind the wheel…

Why Having Drunk Sex Is Absolutely Ruining Your Sex Life

ByZara Barrie
If you're anything like me, you started drinking in your teens. You probably started drinking right around the same age you started dating, kissing and having sex. The thought of going on a date without having a "personality drink" first might seem…

My Trump Inauguration Drinking Game Will Help You Fight Through The Pain

ByTim McGovern
Let's face it, we're probably going to be blackout drunk over the next four years. The inauguration of Donald Trump has already started out to be a disaster -- his inaugural concert live-stream's audio sounded like a haunted merry-go-round, and his…

How Drunk You Get On Your 21st Bday May Determine Your Future, Scary Study Says

ByBecca Van Sambeck
Turning 21 is one of the biggest milestones in an American kid's life: Time to toss your older sister's ID, stop pretending you're 5'8" when you're really 5'3", forget your fake zodiac sign and finally stride into a bar without awkwardly stammering…

Why Acting Like A Crazy, Drunk Bitch Isn't Hot Anymore (So Get It Together)

ByZara Barrie
Acting like a crazy, drunk bitch isn't hot anymore, babes, so GET IT TOGETHER, OK? I know, I know, I sound like a condescending, self-righteous Republican, but I promise you, I'm not. OK, Confession: I might be self-righteous at times, but I'm not…

Scientists Finally Proved Your Drunk Pizza Addiction Isn't Your Fault

ByKaylin Pound
Alcohol can have some pretty interesting effects on people. A few shots of liquid encouragement can give you the confidence to break it down on the dance floor or send you spiraling into a drunk texting rampage. Plus, it can cause you to morph into…

Ryan Gosling Couldn't Answer A Question About Love Because He Was Too Drunk

ByKatie Corvino
The coolest part about being a celebrity, in my opinion, is going to fancy parties where they serve unlimited free booze. A bottle of wine is like, 12 dollars, so if I can get that shit for zero bucks, then count me in. Ryan Gosling took advantage…

Video Shows Drunk Pilot Stumbling Into Airport Before Attempting To Fly Plane

ByAlec MacDonald
You know what doesn't go well together? Mayo and ice cream. You know what also doesn't go well together? Being drunk and flying planes. Pilot Tekad Purna was arrested after being caught attempting to fly a commercial plane while, apparently,…

Amazon Plans A Futuristic Airship To Deliver Drunk Midnight Buys To You Faster

ByTim McGovern
The future is now, folks (even though 2017 can't come soon enough). Feel like you missed out on all the fun with zeppelins (minus all the hydrogen explosions)? Then Amazon has got something to show you, pal. This recently discovered patent filing…

Friends Get Drunk And Try To Wrap Absurd Holiday Gifts

ByRebecca Jones
There are so many holiday activities one can enjoy in December, but if you ask me, wrapping presents is not one of them. Ice skating, sledding, seeing "Rogue One" and then immediately sneaking into the next theater to watch "Office Christmas Party"…

Your Makeup Is Terrible Because You're Drunk AF

ByZara Barrie
Greetings, kittens! I have a very, very, VERY, important weekend PSA. It's a little harsh and uncharacteristically bitchy for me, but I think it's time that all of us girl creatures woke up to the blazing reality that we've been desperately running…