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This Quiz Will Tell You What Kind Of Bitch You Are

ByCandice Jalili
I hate being a bitch. I'd really rather just never be mean to anybody. But then I also have a hard time being fake. Every once in a while, some annoying excuse for a human being will push me into a corner (make me wait eight hours for sh*t service…

Why It Pays To Be A Bitch

ByTrophy Wife
Guys who act like egotistical, selfish assholes are often the ones who get ahead in life – whereas girls who do the same thing get branded as a bitch. Whenever a man asserts any kind of authority, he is praised as a leader; when a woman does the…

Why Men Love Bitches

ByPaul Hudson
They’re rude, conceited, selfish, egocentric, and just plain mean. Yet men- all men- want to fuck them: bitches. But why? Are we self-hating, masochistic human beings that want to be punished by subjecting ourselves to the cruelty and degradation…

17 Reasons Why I'm Not A Bitch, I'm Just Sarcastic

ByAshley Fern
Being sarcastic is not a gift everyone has, but oh -- what a glorious gift it is for the people who are blessed to have it. Besides the fact that it's the greatest defense mechanism out there, it really comes in handy on a daily basis. How else are…

Here's Why Kanye West Is Totally Right About Bitches

ByStacey Leasca
Bitches come in many forms.  There's the “basic bitch” with her Ugg boots and Starbucks concoction. There's the “boss bitch” who, as Tina Fey says, “gets stuff done.” There's the “ride-or-die bitch” who will never leave her other bitches…

The Real Meaning Of A Badass Bitch

ByEvelyn Pelczar
Got a phat ass? Good for you, but you can sit down. Not afraid to knock the chick who stepped on your new red-bottom LVs out cold? You are most definitely bad, and not in any sort of good way. Listen here children -- a true “bad bitch” is not just a…

Dwight Howard Gets Called A ‘Bitch’ By Lakers Fan, Challenges Him To Fight

ByAdam Silvers
I think it's safe to say there's no love lost for Dwight Howard in Los Angeles. The former Lakers center, who now plays for the Atlanta Hawks, returned to LA when his Hawks took on the Lakers in a Sunday evening clash. The Lakers beat the Hawks…

It's About To Be A Bitchuation: 18 Times It's Perfectly OK To Be A Bitch

ByAshley Fern
Sometimes being a bitch is fun -- actually, it's usually pretty fun. Now, I'm not saying you should be a bitch whenever the opportunity presents itself, but there are certain instances when it is acceptable. Dealing with stupid people is usually…

Women Of All Ages React To The Word 'Bitch' In This Fascinating Video

ByMadeline Concannon
One of the best and worst things about the English language is how words can have multiple meanings. While "bitch" isn’t necessarily a word with multiple meanings, its significance varies among everyone. Most every woman has been called a "bitch,"…

Kanye's Use Of The Word 'Bitch' Should Be Enough To Make You Team Taylor

ByZara Barrie
Babes, it's happened. Yours truly is writing about pop culture, on a Monday. Those of you who know me know it's a rare event when I comment on anything that happens in Celeb Land, especially when it revolves around the Kardashian Kulture (OK, I was…

Drunk Kate Moss Escorted Off Flight After Calling Pilot 'Basic Bitch'

ByAdam Pliskin
Kate Moss is a world-renowned supermodel; she's also not the best flying companion. Moss was recently escorted off a flight from Turkey to London for alleged aggressive and drunken behavior. Moss was apparently refused alcohol on the flight and then…

11 Times Your Resting Bitch Face Gets You Into Trouble

ByAlexa Mellardo
Resting bitch face (otherwise known as RBF) is defined as such: A term for a facial expression (or lack thereof) which unintentionally appears angry, annoyed, irritated, or contemptuous. Example: This little pooch knows what's up when it comes to…

I'm Not A Bitch, You're Just Drunk

ByZara Barrie
This weekend, I received my honorary degree in Drunk Straight Boys. Now, this might seem like I'm drunk-straight-boy-shaming, but I'm not. I'm drunk-straight-fuckboy shaming. (Maybe. I don't know anymore. You can't even open your mouth without being…

Sassy Reporter Yelling 'Thanks A Lot, Bitch!' Was The Real MVP Of The Debate

ByAdam Silvers
Look, I don't know if you watched Monday night's presidential debate, but shit got HEATED. You had Donald Trump cutting Hillary Clinton off like a six-year-old child, Hillary doing shoulder shimmys like Allen Iverson in the fourth quarter and Lester…

This Cat's Bitchy Resting Face Is Even Better Than Grumpy Cat's (Photos)

ByEmily Arata
An Internet-famous cat named Albert has a sweet, warm personality. Like so many of us with chronic resting bitch face, however, you'd never be able to tell from the outside. The woolly-looking cat, a Selkirk Rex, is so photogenic he's the subject of…

Stop Bitching, You're Not The Only One With Problems

ByPaul Hudson
We love to complain oh so very much. It’s become the number one hobby of our generation. We bitch and moan about how awful our lives are — which is funny because those that actually do have it bad are the ones that don’t complain. When you meet your…

How To Tell If You're Being Healthy Jealous Or A Crazy, Jealous Bitch

ByZara Barrie
Look, babes, love is hard. Like my favorite whimsical author Francesca Lia Block famously says in her epic, coming of age novel, "Weetzie Bat," "Love is a dangerous angel." No truer words have ever been said. Love swoops in when you least expect it…

Sansa Stark Proves She's The Baddest Bitch Of All Time With One Simple Look

ByAnna Menta
WARNING: Spoilers for season 6 episode 9 of "Game of Thrones" ahead! OK, if every episode of "Game of Thrones" featured as much badass Sansa as episode 609 did, I might actually get back into this show. If anyone had any doubts Sansa Stark is…

Kate Moss Made 'Basic Bitch' Video With Marc Jacobs Before Plane Incident

ByAdam Pliskin
Yesterday, we told you about Kate Moss' drunken antics aboard a flight. She was escorted off the plane after swigging from a bottle of vodka and calling the pilot a "basic bitch." Well, it seems this move was heralded by an Instagram video Moss made…

Quit Being A Bitch And Learn To Control Your Emotions

ByAshley Fern
We let our emotions take over our lives every day and this needs to change. We mistakenly allow our emotions to control ourselves, when in reality, we need to learn how to control our emotions. As a society, it is much more beneficial to learn to…

The Sh*t White Bitches Love

ByAshley Fern
White women may the craziest breed of people out there, as they demonstrate some of the most odd behaviors on a daily basis. As soon as the clock strikes 5 p.m., you can find them running around NYC half naked, drunk and barefoot. Watch out Lindsay…

6 Ways Body Shaming Can End With Britney, Bitch

BySheila Amir
By the time Britney Spears returned to the stage on April 15, 2015 to kick off another round of her Vegas show, “Britney: Piece of Me,” the show had already earned $45 million in just a little over a year. These figures prove Spears is practicing…

17 Situations Any Girl With A Bitchy Resting Face Has Found Herself In

ByAshley Fern
Bitchy resting face, or BRF, is a condition that affects tons of women worldwide. This affliction is not immediately contracted, rather it is developed over the course of our lives. We come into contact with stupid people, frustrating situations and…

Dracarys! The 18 Times Daenerys Targaryen Proved She Is A Boss Ass Bitch

ByVeronica Grossman
It is no surprise that Daenerys Targaryen of "Game Of Thrones," also known as Khaleesi, is a fan favorite. She is beautiful, smart and refuses to take sh*t from anybody. Although, at times, she may not know exactly what she is doing, she is…

Stop Bitching And Start Being Resourceful

ByPaul Hudson
No one likes being backed up into a corner. We don’t enjoy feeling that we have limitations put on us by outside forces. We want to be free and feel free to do what we wish to do. We want to do things and we believe that we must do them in comfort…

How To Calm Down Your Bitchyness

ByAlly Batista
Listen, we all have our bitchy moments. Some days we’re a little bit more on edge than usual and there’s nothing wrong with that. We’re all entitled to feel how we’re feeling and it’s really everyone else’s fault for not understanding. However,…

All Pumpkin Errthang: Why Bitches Love Pumpkins

ByLaura Argintar
The number one reason why we love the fall season is pumpkins. Plain and simple. And to celebrate our love of all things orange, we've compiled the ultimate pumpkin playlist. Here are the top reasons why ladies love them pumpkins, and why everyone…

Zac Posen’s ‘Bitch Slap’ Lawsuit Finally Settled

ByAlly Batista
We’re not quick to forget the slap that caused an uproar amongst the fashion world at last year’s Spring 2013 Zac Posen Show. If you were living under a rock during that time, Lynn Tesoro, the PR exec at the Zac Posen show, was literally slapped by…

Namaste, Bitches: 10 Ways Yoga Changed My Life In A Year

ByMeredith Baker
Upon the first week of moving to LA, I wrote an organic yoga rap parody, “Namaste, Bitches,” to make light of the yoga world in which I found myself. By the end of my five months in LA, my friends joked that I had become my own parody because, in an…

The Sh*t White Bitches Love About The Fall

ByAshley Fern
It’s been a while, but it’s time for the sh*t white bitches like. This time it’s only appropriate to tailor it to our favorite season (no? just mine?): the fall. It’s the time you get to bust out your favorite outfits you said goodbye to 5 months…

A Bitch's Guide For Things To Do When High (Other Than Get Fat)

ByJessica Eggert
I think one of the most difficult challenges a girl will ever face in her life is fighting the urge to munch after blazing. The problem is, you can’t just smoke and eat a few harmless carrots. Once a woman is high, all of her morals about healthy…

19 Times Having A Bitchy Resting Face Has Saved Your Life

ByAshley Fern
By now everyone is well aware of what bitchy resting face (BRF) is, and has most likely experienced it at one time or another. Maybe you rock this mask on a daily basis or your best friend has had this look since the first day you two fell in love…

The Sh*t White Bitches Love Volume II

ByAshley Fern
While many of these things can be applied to anyone and everyone, here we are going to focus on the sh*t white bitches like. So get the stick out yo ass and learn to laugh with the rest of us. Remember the people who get offended are typically the…

The 15 Signs You're Being Bitched By Your Girlfriend

ByJulian Sonny
There is a time in every man’s life where he decides that he wants some consistent box and enters a relationship. This comes at a cost, however, as many guys fall into the trap of succumbing to the control of their women. There’s nothing more…

Two Women On 'HONY' Who Like To Bitch About Things Are All of Us

ByAdam Silvers
When you think of "Humans of New York," you think about life-altering stories that inspire, entertain and enlighten. However, this recent Facebook post from Humans of New York comes across more like an Instagram meme than a "HONY" story. As you can…

All The Reasons Why You Need To Stop Bitching About Being Single

ByCandice Jalili
I'm not an angry person. But there is one thing that infuriates — yes, INFURIATES — me: people bitching nonstop about being single, as though it's some sort of rare and unusual disease they contracted by a horrible twist of fate. I don't happen to…

In Defense Of The Bitchy Resting Face, As Told By 'Clueless'

ByLaura Argintar
“Anything you can do to draw attention to your mouth is good!”...even if it’s coming from your bitchy resting face. Cher Horowitz, our favorite voice of reason, not only introduced us to the BRF, but she also taught us how to defend it. Lately, the…

16 Reasons Bitchy Resting Face Is A Bigger Epidemic Than Ebola In NYC

ByAshley Fern
Disclaimer: We do not intend to diminish the devastating impact that Ebola is having in West Africa. Ebola is a very serious disease and it should not be trivialized. However, it's important to keep things in perspective and to learn about the facts…

Why Every Woman Needs At Least One B*tchy Best Friend In Her Circle

ByDanielle Page
I'm a bitch, and that makes me a better friend. Allow me to elaborate. Most non-bitchy conversations with friends roll out like this: Non-bitch friend one: That guy I went on a date with last week still hasn't texted me. What do you think…

10 Ways To Tell The Difference Between A Bad B*tch And A Basic B*tch

ByZoe Zorka
Thanks to the rise of this popular YouTube video, the term “bad bitch” has been on the tip of everyone’s tongue this summer. Yet, despite the clichéd rap lyrics, few people actually understand what really differentiates the bad bitches from the…

This Is How Much Kicking Your Coffee Habit Could Save You Each Month

ByTaylor Ortega
HOW DO YOU KNOW YOU'RE A RICH BITCH WITH PLACES TO BE AND PEOPLE TO INTIMIDATE??? IF YOU SPEND $80 PER MONTH ON COFFEE, THEN CONGRATU~LATTE~TIONS, YOU'RE A FREAKIN' RICH MILLENNIAL BITCH. ***RICH BITCH*** According to findings from TD Bank's…

10 New Kinds Of B*tch Because The Basic B*tch Is Too Basic

ByLaura Argintar
If there’s one thing we can all agree on in 2015, it’s the expiration of the “Basic Bitch.” The expression has become as basic as the description itself. But, there are still plenty of people pissing us off in this world, to whom the term does not…

4 Reasons Being Called A B*tch Means You're Doing Something Right

ByIzabella Zaydenberg
I spend an inordinate amount of time on Pinterest. In fact, it’s where I get most of my inspiration. One recent afternoon found me scrolling though the mood board platform, seeking out wardrobe inspiration for an upcoming date. In between floral…

8 'Basic B*tch' Necessities You Should Never Feel Guilty About Loving

ByMichelle Santoyo
A basic bitch is typically considered a person – especially a female – who is boringly predictable or unoriginal. We all secretly love our basic bitch tendencies, so why is this term received with such negative connotations? Who is the pretentious…

19 Times You're A B*tch To You BFF But Completely Out Of Love

ByLauren Martin
I’ll be the first to admit I can be a bitch, and my friends will be the first to back it up. This, however, does not make me a bad friend -- it makes me a real one. Because when it comes to real relationships (and not the bullsh*t you’ve picked up…

Why Wearing Dark Lipstick Will Always Make Me Feel Empowered And Bold

ByIzabella Zaydenberg
I feel sexiest in dark lipstick. The recipients of my naughtiest Snapchats must think I literally sleep in the stuff, because I only send nudes while wearing deepest berry tones. If pitch-black lippies make me feel like a smoke show, I'm cool with…

The 10 Commandments Of Effective B*tching For When You Need To B*tch

ByJenniffer Green
Bitching: We all do it. We're human; it happens. As a coach, I've come to appreciate that there is a huge difference between bitching and bitching effectively. While I deal with a fair amount of both, I am definitely a fan of the latter for the…

13 Reasons Why Being A B*tch Is Actually Really Good For Your Health

ByGigi Engle
Being a bitch is a powerful thing. No one wants to mess with a bitch. Unfortunately, bitches get a bad rep because other people are threatened by their forthright, aggressive personalities. Since it’s undesirable to be considered a bitch, those of…

12 Different Kinds Of 'That B*tch' You Might Unknowingly Be

ByKelley Lord
We all naturally care what other people think, which is precisely why you clicked this article. You try to be considerate of others and live a good life, but you can’t help but wonder what your friends really think about you. The answer is yes, they…

Stand Your Ground: Why You Should Stop Tiptoeing Around Crazy B*tches

ByZara Barrie
Personally, I adore the word “crazy” and have deeply identified with the term since I was a kid. When deemed “crazy” by an outside entity, I take it as an unabashed, spectacular compliment. A crazy girl is gloriously wild, irresistibly sexy and…