Valerie Mesa

Valerie is an astrologer, writer and third-generation witch. Her favorite things to write about are mysticism and sex; the Moon is her muse. For more of her work and cosmic portfolio, check out valeriemesa.com or follow her on Instagram @valeriemesa.

The Life Change You Should Make In 2019, Based On Your Zodiac Sign, Will Start Your Year Off Right

I have a confession to make: I can't stop singing Miley Cyrus' "Younger Now," and it's because change really is the only thing we can count on. Speaking of which, I'm about to share the one life change you should make in 2019, based on your zodiac…

The Winter Solstice & Capricorn Season Start On The Same Day & It's Going To Shake Up The Holidays

Ah, the most magical time of the year. The Christmas season has arrived, and the weather is totally dreamy. Which reminds me, I'm going to tell you how the Winter Solstice 2018 will affect the holidays, because if you're anything like me, then this…

These 3 Zodiac Signs Will Have The Best Start To 2019 & They're So Ready For It

OK, give me a second, because I'm literally still processing the fact that we're weeks away from the year 2019, and TBH it all feels like a blur. Truth is, 2018 was a year of losses, wins, fails, falls, but these three signs will have the best start…

The One Goal You Should Set In 2019, According To Your Zodiac Sign

With 2018 coming to a close, it's only natural that we make our list of goals and intentions for the new year. This is precisely why I'm going to share the one goal you should set in 2019, according to your zodiac sign. IDK about you, but prepping…

Your New Year Career Horoscope Reveals Where You'll Succeed & What You Should Work On

What's the first thing that comes to mind when you think about ringing in the new year? Is it your love life, or where you'd like to travel in the upcoming months? Who knows, maybe it's neither. Although, your official career horoscope for 2019 is…

These 3 Zodiac Signs Will Have The Worst Capricorn Season, So Distract Yourself With Goal Setting

Ah, Capricorn season. The season of the magical goat, and the Lord of Karma. As per usual, nothing is coincidence, and neither is the fact that this astrological season kicks off on the first day of winter. These three zodiac signs will have the…

These 3 Zodiac Signs Will Have The Best Capricorn Season & Their Optimism Is Shining

Capricorn season is here, and I promise you, there's a lot more to this astrological season than you think. For starters, these three zodiac signs will have the best Capricorn season 2018, so luckily for them, they will feel right at home in the…

How You Should Celebrate Your Birthday In The New Year, According To Your Zodiac Sign

Who do we think we are? It's not even 2019, and we're already planning our birthday festivities? Ha! Yep, you guessed it, stargazers. I'm about to reveal how you should celebrate your birthday in 2019 according to your zodiac sign, because why the…

Here's How You Should Spend New Year's Eve, According To Your Zodiac Sign

New year, new you? This is everyone's favorite motto, especially after a year like 2018, full of ups and downs. What will you do to celebrate? Actually, never mind. I'm going to tell you how you should spend New Year's Eve 2018, according to your…

Here's What Your New Year's Day Will Be Like, According To Your Zodiac Sign

Wouldn't it be awesome if U2's "New Year's Day" was playing in the background of this article? Anyway, I know why you're here, which is why I'm going to reveal what your New Year's Day 2019 will be like, according to your zodiac sign. TBH, I'm still…

This Was The Worst Part Of Your 2018, According To Your Zodiac Sign

The worst part of this year? Where do I begin? Well, aside from back-to-back eclipses and endless retrograde cycles, 2018 was the year of the metamorphosis, both personally and collectively speaking. Needless to say, I'm going to reveal the worst…

The Worst Part Of This Month's New Moon Has A Lot To Do With Deceit & Here's What We Mean

OK, I know what you're thinking. First of all, what now? Secondly, how could a new moon be negative? Here's the deal, stargazers: this highly-anticipated lunation will be fully loaded with planetary aspects, which is why I'm going to reveal the…

This Was The Best Part Of Your 2018 Year, According To Your Sign

Is it just me, or was 2018 not the most terrifying yet spiritually-liberating year you've ever experienced? Alright, IDK about you, but that's the best way to summarize my 2018 journey. In the meantime, however, I'm going to reveal the best part of…

These Zodiac Signs Hate Secret Santa, So Try Not To Call Them Scrooge

Ah, the Christmas season. The one time of year when millennials get nostalgic thinking about their childhoods, while binging on holiday treats, and participating in festivities such as Secret Santa and White Elephant. Although, speaking of which,…

I Got Past Life Regression Hypnosis & Visited Previous Lives I Never Knew Existed

The quote, "I'll see you in another life, when we're both cats," is one of my favorite movie lines of all time, but what if it's true? What if we have in fact lived more than one life, with more than one Vanilla Sky? This is something that I've long…

These Zodiac Signs Love Secret Santa, But Here's Why Some Signs Opt Out

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas, stargazers. Whether you're staying warm with some hot cocoa, or singing along to your favorite Christmas tunes, one thing's for sure: the magic of the holiday season is inevitable. These three zodiac…

This Is Your Favorite Part Of The Christmas Season, According To Your Zodiac Sign

It's the most wonderful time of the year, and for so many reasons. Which reminds me, I'm going to guess your favorite thing about Christmas, according to your zodiac sign, and who knows, maybe you'll agree with me. Actually, no, never mind. I take…

Here's Why This Month's Mercury Retrograde Has Felt A Bit Worse Than Others

Mercury retrograde is never fun. Although, you have to admit, it's actually quite comical to see people all over social media dreading and predicting the worst possible scenarios, before this notorious transit even takes place. (Myself included, of…

The Advice You Should Follow During The New Moon In Sagittarius, According To Your Zodiac Sign

There's a new moon phase on the horizon, which is why I'm going to share some advice you should follow during the new moon in Sagittarius 2018, according to your zodiac sign. As per the ancient traditions, the phases of the moon, along with the…

These 4 Zodiac Signs Will Have The Worst New Moon In Sagittarius, But You Can Work Around It

Hi, stargazers. As some of you already know, there will be new moon taking place, just weeks before we ring in the new year. BTW, I'm not trying to put a damper on your moon rituals, but these three zodiac signs will have the worst new moon in…