Trophy Wife

Bio

Trophy Wife/Professional Drinker. Attempting to stay out of work as long as I can by spending other people’s money and helping to keep Grey Goose in business. I focus on sex, dating, and how to marry a very rich man. I write what you're thinking but don’t have the balls to say.

Why Sugar Daddies Are The New Boyfriends

Ladies, don’t spent another night lying on your couch eating ribs and ice-cream, lamenting about all the time, effort and money wasted on yet another failed relationship. It’s time to buck up, throw on your Loubs and get yourself a Sugar Daddy –…

Why You Should Always Have Sex On A First Date

Ladies – we’ve all heard it before: every woman’s magazine, all your girlfriends and every dating site have always been adamant about one rule of dating – no sex on the first date. Even Millionaire Matchmaker, Patti Stanger, is strict about the…

The Bondage Guide For Beginners

Bondage, BDSM, S&M – whatever you want to call it, this debaucherous trend has become mainstream ever since the worldwide success of "Fifty Shades of Grey." After that book launched, everyone’s girlfriend, sister and even mother has felt okay to…

Will She Bang You?

Knowing if a girl is going to sleep with you is extremely important – it saves you time, money and the wasted opportunity of sticking your dick in some other girl’s pussy. I’m sure most guys would like to know sooner rather than later if the girl…

The 10 Reasons Why He'll Never Put The Ring On Your Finger

You’ve been dating your man for a few years and have been bombarded by the “when are you guys going to make it official?” question from your annoyingly nosy family and friends. You know yourself that he is the one you want to spend the rest of your…

Think Like A Dude

Believe it or not, there are ways that women can benefit from taking a cue from their male counterparts: More Fish in the Sea Isn’t it funny how you see so many guys huddled together at bars comforting their bros about their failed…

How To Spot A Gold Digger

Living in New York, wealthy men are around every corner – thankfully, so are attractive single ladies. Due to the existence of both, you’re bound to come across a gold-digging whore. Granted, most ladies are concerned about your financial stability…

Best Ways To Break Up

We’ve all been there before -- at the end of the relationship where everything is going south, but you just can’t seem to find the right words to break it off. If you can’t fathom spending another night dining in awkward silence, banging doggy style…

Why It Pays To Be A Bitch

Guys who act like egotistical, selfish assholes are often the ones who get ahead in life – whereas girls who do the same thing get branded as a bitch. Whenever a man asserts any kind of authority, he is praised as a leader; when a woman does the…

Your Girlfriend Is Cheating On You

In all relationships, there are opportunities when your eyes will wander, but it is ultimately up to you how far you take it. While we all know the usual signs of infidelity – late night texts, whispered phone conversations, but I’m here to tell…