Trophy Wife

Bio

Trophy Wife/Professional Drinker. Attempting to stay out of work as long as I can by spending other people’s money and helping to keep Grey Goose in business. I focus on sex, dating, and how to marry a very rich man. I write what you're thinking but don’t have the balls to say.

Why Sugar Daddies Are The New Boyfriends

By Trophy Wife
Ladies, don’t spent another night lying on your couch eating ribs and ice-cream, lamenting about all the time, effort and money wasted on yet another failed relationship. It’s time to buck up, throw on your Loubs and get yourself a Sugar Daddy –…

Why You Should Always Have Sex On A First Date

By Trophy Wife
Ladies – we’ve all heard it before: every woman’s magazine, all your girlfriends and every dating site have always been adamant about one rule of dating – no sex on the first date. Even Millionaire Matchmaker, Patti Stanger, is strict about the…

The Bondage Guide For Beginners

By Trophy Wife
Bondage, BDSM, S&M – whatever you want to call it, this debaucherous trend has become mainstream ever since the worldwide success of "Fifty Shades of Grey." After that book launched, everyone’s girlfriend, sister and even mother has felt okay to…

Will She Bang You?

By Trophy Wife
Knowing if a girl is going to sleep with you is extremely important – it saves you time, money and the wasted opportunity of sticking your dick in some other girl’s pussy. I’m sure most guys would like to know sooner rather than later if the girl…

The 10 Reasons Why He'll Never Put The Ring On Your Finger

By Trophy Wife
You’ve been dating your man for a few years and have been bombarded by the “when are you guys going to make it official?” question from your annoyingly nosy family and friends. You know yourself that he is the one you want to spend the rest of your…

Think Like A Dude

By Trophy Wife
Believe it or not, there are ways that women can benefit from taking a cue from their male counterparts: More Fish in the Sea Isn’t it funny how you see so many guys huddled together at bars comforting their bros about their failed…

How To Spot A Gold Digger

By Trophy Wife
Living in New York, wealthy men are around every corner – thankfully, so are attractive single ladies. Due to the existence of both, you’re bound to come across a gold-digging whore. Granted, most ladies are concerned about your financial stability…

Best Ways To Break Up

By Trophy Wife
We’ve all been there before -- at the end of the relationship where everything is going south, but you just can’t seem to find the right words to break it off. If you can’t fathom spending another night dining in awkward silence, banging doggy style…

Why It Pays To Be A Bitch

By Trophy Wife
Guys who act like egotistical, selfish assholes are often the ones who get ahead in life – whereas girls who do the same thing get branded as a bitch. Whenever a man asserts any kind of authority, he is praised as a leader; when a woman does the…

Your Girlfriend Is Cheating On You

By Trophy Wife
In all relationships, there are opportunities when your eyes will wander, but it is ultimately up to you how far you take it. While we all know the usual signs of infidelity – late night texts, whispered phone conversations, but I’m here to tell…

Why Women Should Watch More Porn

By Trophy Wife
It's no secret that men watch more porn than women – for women to admit to experiencing pleasure in watching pornography means having to overcome the stereotypes about female sexuality: generations of women have been told that porn is evil, that it…

First Date Fails

By Trophy Wife
There were no uncomfortable silences, you held her gaze all night and she laughed at all your jokes – it was basically the definition of a perfect date! You thought for sure you’d see her again – but why hasn’t she responded to your voicemail or…

There Is No Mr. Right

By Trophy Wife
Every woman has a list that goes something like this: tall, blonde, handsome, kind, big penis and loves to eat pussy. This unrealistic list describes her dream man – the one that she made when she was 15 and has used to compare every guy that she…

Geeks Are The New Alpha Males

By Trophy Wife
We all know the type – he is the captain of the football team, homecoming king and voted the most likely to succeed. All the girls were lining up to suck his cock and guys wanted to be his friend. He had it all – looks, popularity and athletic…

Why Not Every Girl Loves Valentine's Day

By Trophy Wife
February 14th is around the corner. How do I know? Well, it’s getting thrown in my face every storefront I pass — if I see another stuffed bear holding a heart shaped pillow with “Be My Valentine” embroidered on it, I’m going to ram-raid the…

Boyfriends Are The New Girlfriends

By Trophy Wife
Girlfriends are great -- they’re always there to lend a sympathetic ear, eat ice cream and ribs with you when your boyfriend cheats on you and sympathize with you during your magical time of the month. Girlfriends are also awesome at stabbing you in…

He's Not Good Enough For You

By Trophy Wife
In today's age of difficult dating, women are often hindered by living in cities where the number of single women outweighs the number of single men. Not only does this give men the upper hand in the relationship, but unfortunately, it also leads…

What Guys Are Really Looking For

By Trophy Wife
Many women nowadays are under the misconception that since guys have their pick of women, the majority will go for the leggy, perfect 10 supermodel types. How wrong you are ladies. Sure, there will always be dudes out there who are modelizers, the…

Are You Dating A Clingy Girl?

By Trophy Wife
You meet a girl who loves spending time with you, calls and texts you 50 times a day and lavishes you with attention whenever you’re together. However, after the warm and fuzzy honeymoon stage of the relationship has passed, there comes a point…

How to Spot Your Single White Female

By Trophy Wife
Elite Daily girls often roll with a group of close knit girlfriends – these girls are the ones you can count on for an epic Girls Night Out, tell you when you have put on a few pounds, and set you straight when you drunkenly veer towards that…