Tim McGovern

Bio

Raised in Long Island, went to school in Chicago, living in Los Angeles. Yes, I'm slowly sinking into the Pacific Ocean.

Kylie Jenner Hanging With Travis Scott Is Us Trying To Make Our Exes Jealous

By Tim McGovern

Who hasn't, after breaking up with someone, taken that obligatory Instagram picture with a random hottie to make an ex jealous? Personally, I usually have to resort to photoshopping a random model from a Sears catalogue into my picture since no one…

'Veep' Had To Cut A Golden Shower Joke Because Trump's Dossier Made It Too Real

By Tim McGovern

Hey, did you guys catch the last episode of "Veep?" You know, the one where Mike the press secretary says Hitler didn't use chemical weapons on his own people. Ha! Oh man, can you imagine someone actually saying that in real life? Wait, wait. Oh,…

New United Video Shows How Much Their CEO Exaggerated In Letter To Employees

By Tim McGovern

By now, we've all seen the horrifying footage of a doctor being dragged off a United Airlines flight by authorities. After that, United's CEO Oscar Munoz merely apologized for "having to re-accomodate these customers" and didn't have any apologetic…

This Little Girl Asked For A Poop-Themed Birthday Party And She Was Very Obliged

By Tim McGovern

One hero mom is making all of your moms look like the wicked stepmother from "Cinderella" by comparison. A woman from St. Louis, Missouri named Rebecca repeatedly queried her then-2-year-old daughter Audrey about how she wanted to ring in her third…

Chrissy Teigen Did The Nicest Thing For Fan Who Wanted To Attend Beauty School

By Tim McGovern

Chrissy Teigen is not only one of the best people to follow on Twitter, she's also an angel in human form. World, meet Mercedes Edney. Mercedes is a beauty school attendee with a passion for posting helpful beauty tips on social media. Mercedes had…

United Passenger Dragged Off Plane Was Drooling Blood In Video: 'Just Kill Me'

By Tim McGovern

By now, you've probably already seen the horrifying footage of a man savagely getting dragged off a United Airlines flight by a security official after the flight had been overbooked. Not only was the man who claimed to be a doctor dragged out, the…

Kylie Jenner Randomly Crashed A Prom And The Entire High School Freaked Out

By Tim McGovern

Unlike Emma Stone, who declined a young lad's "La La Land"-themed promposal, Kylie Jenner is all about making prom dreams come true. While my junior year prom ended with my date (and mega-crush) basically ditching me to hang out with one of my best…

Eating This Low Calorie Protein Will Help You Lose Weight... And Friends

By Tim McGovern

Looking to shed a few pounds by switching to a lean protein? Boy, do I have the choice of meat for you. I'll give you a few hints: It can be found in your house or apartment. It can be found at eye-level. Um... You are what you eat? Give up? OK,…

Video Shows Shia LaBeouf Accusing Man Of Being Racist For Not Giving Him Fries

By Tim McGovern

It's sad more people have seen Shia LaBeouf flip out at a bartender than the entirety of the UK has seen "Man Down." According to an eyewitness, Shia LaBeouf had been "pounding back beers" for three hours on Wednesday night at a bowling alley, Pinz…

Shia LaBeouf's New Movie Literally Sold 1 Ticket And We’re Cringing For Him

By Tim McGovern

Let it be known only one man is down to see "Man Down." Remember that time only one person from your list of 237 invitees came to your adult birthday party? No, just me? Wonderful. Well, a similar situation happened to none other than Shia LaBeouf…