Thomas was born in the South and was briefly a Catholic. He went to college and started making wild claims about things, like "Prince is better than sex", and "Jay-Z is overrated". These ideas endeared him to some and alienated others. He moved around for a while and went to flea markets to buy dusty records. He then moved to New York where he can now be found sitting in a small room listening to sad records or walking around Brooklyn. He misses Dipset and Mase and remembers when Busta Rhymes was skinny.
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