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Taylor Ortega

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Taylor Ortega is a New York based writer and comedian. She performs on Wednesday nights at the PIT and co-hosts "Elite Weekly" on Facebook Live. Buy her a cheese sandwich, please. Insta: carbra_streisand

The 'Survivor' Contestant Who Outed His Castmate Was Fired From His Job

Unsurprisingly, Jeff Varner survives real life about as unsuccessfully as he survives reality television. The "Survivor" castmember was fired from his job as a real estate agent last Thursday after his elimination episode aired Wednesday night. On…

Sophie Turner Caught With A Very NSFW Note On Her Hand About Joe Jonas

The hand stamp is the new engagement ring. DNCE frontman Joe Jonas and “Game of Thrones” star Sophie Turner couldn't escape the paparazzi this week, and wouldn't you know it, ol' Soph is photographed sporting the trend. Her hand stamp reads, “Joe…

The Triplets From 'Baby Geniuses' Are All Grown Up And Seriously Hot Now

Every once in a long, long while, a horror movie comes along that shakes the genre to its foundation. This year, “Get Out” did just that by combining comedy and horror in a statement-making, socially conscious masterpiece. In 1999, the film that…

Alexa PenaVega Opens Up About What Life Is Like After Becoming A Mom

It's been 16 years since "Spy Kids" star Alexa PenaVega became the envy of every kid who wanted to rehydrate an entire McDonald's value meal, and she's still living life on that same frequency. No, she's not still working as a child spy — that'd be…

Harry Styles Drops Track List And Fans Already Think He's Dissing Taylor Swift

Until he finds himself in another monumentally publicized celebrity romance that inspires a platinum album with the most successful debut in over a decade, Harry Styles will not be able to release music without fans wondering which song is about…

Bella Thorne Admits She Really Wants To Date Kristen Stewart: ‘She’s So Hot’

Bella Thorne is not sure whether you want to date her or what, ladies. The “Famous in Love” star experienced head-spinning levels of boy drama last year, but also announced her bisexuality in 2016. Since then, Bella has taken some time to be what…

First Teaser For Rachel Lindsay’s 'Bachelorette' Season Is Here And We're Pissed

Wow, ABC. Just, wow. You get everyone hyped for a “Bachelorette” season 11 teaser and then you just throw a bunch of used-up old “Bachelor” clips together to a Fifth Harmony song and call it a day? FIFTH HARMONY ISN'T EVEN A BAND ANYMORE, ABC. I…

Selena Gomez Hints She's Working On 'Magical' New Project And We Have 5 Guesses

Selena Gomez is teasing the world with a new project and The Weeknd might be involved and no one is sure if it's a duet or a baby or a marriage or a boat tour and it's all enough to make you sweat through your denim. OK, woo. Relax. Breathe. We're…

Here’s How One Guy Is Using Twitter To Dodge Paying His Taxes

Brandon Scott Wolf is not trying to be the Jim Jones of social media, so please stop saying that. Brandon Scott Wolf is merely trying to achieve tax-exempt status through his Twitter following. In 2015, the Brooklyn-based comedian launched…

JoJo Fletcher Straight-Up Recycled Advice To Rachel Lindsay For Nick On ‘DWTS’

JoJo, JoJo, JoJo. … Jojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojo (sorry, once you start it's hard to stop). JoJo Fletcher's chief priority in life is making sure no one is thinking too hard. She's like the Captain Beatty of Bachelor…