Taylor Ortega

Taylor Ortega is a New York based writer and comedian. She performs on Wednesday nights at the PIT and co-hosts "Elite Weekly" on Facebook Live. Buy her a cheese sandwich, please. Insta: carbra_streisand

Recent Articles

The 'Survivor' Contestant Who Outed His Castmate Was Fired From His Job

Unsurprisingly, Jeff Varner survives real life about as unsuccessfully as he survives reality television. The "Survivor" castmember was fired from his job as a real estate agent last Thursday after his elimination episode aired Wednesday night. On t…
By Taylor Ortega

Sophie Turner Caught With A Very NSFW Note On Her Hand About Joe Jonas

The hand stamp is the new engagement ring. DNCE frontman Joe Jonas and “Game of Thrones” star Sophie Turner couldn't escape the paparazzi this week, and wouldn't you know it, ol' Soph is photographed sporting the trend. Her hand stamp reads, “Joe gi…
By Taylor Ortega

The Triplets From 'Baby Geniuses' Are All Grown Up And Seriously Hot Now

Every once in a long, long while, a horror movie comes along that shakes the genre to its foundation. This year, “Get Out” did just that by combining comedy and horror in a statement-making, socially conscious masterpiece. In 1999, the film that gave…
By Taylor Ortega

Alexa PenaVega Opens Up About What Life Is Like After Becoming A Mom

It's been 16 years since "Spy Kids" star Alexa PenaVega became the envy of every kid who wanted to rehydrate an entire McDonald's value meal, and she's still living life on that same frequency. No, she's not still working as a child spy — that'd be w…
By Taylor Ortega

Harry Styles Drops Track List And Fans Already Think He's Dissing Taylor Swift

Until he finds himself in another monumentally publicized celebrity romance that inspires a platinum album with the most successful debut in over a decade, Harry Styles will not be able to release music without fans wondering which song is about Tayl…
By Taylor Ortega

Bella Thorne Admits She Really Wants To Date Kristen Stewart: ‘She’s So Hot’

Bella Thorne is not sure whether you want to date her or what, ladies. The “Famous in Love” star experienced head-spinning levels of boy drama last year, but also announced her bisexuality in 2016. Since then, Bella has taken some time to be what she…
By Taylor Ortega

First Teaser For Rachel Lindsay’s 'Bachelorette' Season Is Here And We're Pissed

Wow, ABC. Just, wow. You get everyone hyped for a “Bachelorette” season 11 teaser and then you just throw a bunch of used-up old “Bachelor” clips together to a Fifth Harmony song and call it a day? FIFTH HARMONY ISN'T EVEN A BAND ANYMORE, ABC. I don…
By Taylor Ortega

Selena Gomez Hints She's Working On 'Magical' New Project And We Have 5 Guesses

Selena Gomez is teasing the world with a new project and The Weeknd might be involved and no one is sure if it's a duet or a baby or a marriage or a boat tour and it's all enough to make you sweat through your denim. OK, woo. Relax. Breathe. We're go…
By Taylor Ortega

Here’s How One Guy Is Using Twitter To Dodge Paying His Taxes

Brandon Scott Wolf is not trying to be the Jim Jones of social media, so please stop saying that. Brandon Scott Wolf is merely trying to achieve tax-exempt status through his Twitter following. In 2015, the Brooklyn-based comedian launched both DateB…
By Taylor Ortega

JoJo Fletcher Straight-Up Recycled Advice To Rachel Lindsay For Nick On ‘DWTS’

JoJo, JoJo, JoJo. … Jojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojo (sorry, once you start it's hard to stop). JoJo Fletcher's chief priority in life is making sure no one is thinking too hard. She's like the Captain Beatty of Bachelor N…
By Taylor Ortega

Zach Galifinakas Trolls John Legend And St. Vincent's Duet In Hilarious Video

Zach Galifianakis is here to fight for your reproductive rights. Comedian and women's healthcare champion Zach Galifianakis joined talented musicians St. Vincent and John Legend for the first in a series of video shorts that, with luck, will promote …
By Taylor Ortega

These Clips Of Animals Being Brushed Will Chill You Out On National Pet Day

EVERYBODY SHUT UP RIGHT NOW. SHUT UP. STOP. SHHHHHH. Come here. I have to show you something very splendid. You know how the internet is a wicked, hateful place where loneliness comes to metastasize? Well, within that same internet also exists a subr…
By Taylor Ortega

Bradley Cooper's Daughter's Unique Name Is A Play On One Of 2017's Top Picks

Get ready to meet a tiny baby with a big name, which is almost as cute as a tiny baby in a big wig. Bradley Cooper and Irina Shayk welcomed their first child, daughter Lea de Seine Shayk Cooper, E! reports, and they couldn't be more thrilled. A sour…
By Taylor Ortega

The Weeknd And Justin Bieber's Beef Is About To Get Even More Real

Knock-knock. Who's there? India. India who? India vent The Weeknd wins Top Artist at the Billboard Music Awards on May 21, Justin Bieber will be forced to rival his own current sadness with even more profound sadness. That's right, drama fiends: The …
By Taylor Ortega

Brooklyn Beckham Got His Second Tattoo In A Week And It's So, So Big

Brooklyn Beckham is an adult now and can get as many tattoos as he wants, OK? Damn, be cool. David and Victoria's photographer son, who turned 18 in March, was inked for the second time in a week because legally he totally can. Back off. Brooklyn vis…
By Taylor Ortega

Chrissy Teigen Trolls John Legend For Dressing Just Like Arthur In Easter Pics

Chrissy Teigen isn't about to let John Legend catch a break just because he's the most loving, supportive, beautiful husband of all time. The couple took daughter Luna to snap a few photos with the Easter Bunny earlier this week, and John's outfit lo…
By Taylor Ortega

Lamar Odom Reveals His Celebrity Crush And Things Could Get Awkward

Lamar Odom has made a case for potential future love with a hot celeb, since she happens to like sports guys now. Truthfully, Lamar's only celebrity crush ever should be Khloé Kardashian, his ex-wife who made him a household name and cared for him lo…
By Taylor Ortega

Bella Hadid Just Threw Major Shade Back At The Weeknd And Selena Gomez

Do drama, or don't do drama — there is no "try." Hollywood's most lukewarm love triangle continued to raised hell at a glacial pace when Bella Hadid unfollowed ex The Weeknd (Abel Tesfaye) and ex-pal Selena Gomez on Instagram one full week after the …
By Taylor Ortega

Harry Styles Dropped His First Solo Single And It's Not What We Were Expecting

With David Bowie gone, it makes sense Harry Styles would scoop up “Life on Mars” like an old sedan and sell it for parts in his debut solo single “Sign of the Times.” The glam-rock piano ballad clocks in at almost six minutes, which is roughly the le…
By Taylor Ortega

Chrissy Teigen's Mom Shares Adorable Pics Of Luna With The Easter Bunny

Maybe, if we wish super hard on the sun itself, Luna Stephens will never age. If one of us can just find a benevolent witch in an Icelandic cave and, I don't know, strike a reasonable bargain with her, maybe we can get John Legend and Chrissy Teigen'…
By Taylor Ortega