Rosebud Baker

Rosebud Baker is a standup comic & writer in NYC. You can follow her personal writing on https://medium.com/@RosebudBaker, and on Twitter and Instagram: @rosebudbaker.

Recent Articles

If You Never Felt Like Your Sun Sign, Your Chinese Zodiac Sign Could Have Answers

Most Americans know all about the Western zodiac signs, what your sign is, and if it's compatible with your partner's, but do you know what your Chinese zodiac sign says about your personality? Once you find out your Chinese zodiac sign (which is exa…
By Rosebud Baker

Your Weekly Horoscope Is Getting Some Major Influence From The Super Blue Blood Moon

Allow me to begin by saying this week is an incredibly special one for every zodiac sign. If you have any personal planets affected by the full moon eclipse on Jan. 31, your weekly Jan. 29, 2018, horoscope has some major changes in store for you. So …
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Your Weekly Horoscope Is Here & It's All About Trying Something New

Last week's new moon was a chance to press reset, to gather yourself up with all your new year resolutions, and buckle down to business. Your weekly Jan. 22, 2018 horoscope is all about the new opportunities that you've created for yourself, as you'l…
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5 Real Reasons To Go To The Women's March Because This Is History In The Making

It's been a full year since the first Women's March of 2017, and you might remember it as one of the most inspiring moments of last year, even if you didn't have the opportunity to go. Women all over the world joined together in the wake of President…
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10 Moon Tattoo Ideas So You Can Remember The Lunar Eclipse Forever

The full moon, and all the phases in between, has been an object of mystery, since the dawn of mankind. I mean there's nothing quite as out-of-this world as looking up at the sky in the middle of the night and seeing that big bright bulb hanging ther…
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This 2018 Eclipse Calendar Will Prepare You For Life's Major Turning Points

First, a word about eclipses. These often misunderstood celestial events are feared worldwide by people who hate change. But when you think about it, every great period of growth in your life can be traced back to a major event, a major moment where …
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What The Super Blue Blood Moon Means For You, Based On Your Zodiac Sign

Full moon lunar eclipses, like the one coming up on Jan. 31, 2018, dubbed the super blue blood moon, are always considered a wild card in astrology. Its effect on your horoscope cannot be predicted, except to admit that it will be, well... unpredicta…
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The Spiritual Meaning Behind The Super Blue Blood Moon Is Cooler Than You Think

The super blue blood moon is scheduled to occur on Jan. 31, 2018, and sadly, it does not mean all the women of the world sync their menstrual cycles at once. It actually means that there's a lunar eclipse and a full moon syncing up with the moment wh…
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Here's How Understanding Your Venus Sign Can Actually Save Your Relationship

Valentine's Day is coming up next month, but you don't need a holiday for an excuse to try and better your relationship. Astrology is a useful tool when it comes to understanding what makes us (and our partners) really tick, especially in our love li…
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Here's Your Horoscope For The Super Blue Blood Moon

If you haven't heard, there is a massive full moon lunar eclipse occurring on Jan. 31, 2018. This lunar event is also being referred to as the "Super Blood Moon," which is a good way to terrify any woman with a menstrual cycle that syncs up with the …
By Rosebud Baker

These Subtle Life Changes Will Slay The Winter Blues & You Can Totally Do Them

If you thought the holidays were exhausting, strap in. You now have to deal with just... winter, and if you haven't noticed, that can make us all a little tight. Winter bums me out, and I know I'm not the only one. How to get through the winter blues…
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3 Things You Definitely Shouldn't Do When You're Hungover AF

In the spirit of Dry January, now is a better time than any other to prepare for the massive party that you'll most likely have on Feb. 1 2018, when you can resume drinking with a huge sigh of relief, and most likely, a huge hangover the next day. He…
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Your Weekly Horoscope Is Here & It's An Emotional Roller Coaster

Happy MLK, Jr. Day, readers! I hope you're enjoying the holiday, and taking a moment to commemorate the legendary Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. today. Just so you know, Dr. King happens to also be a perfect example of the steadfast, determined, and bol…
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Venus Is About To Be In Aquarius & Here’s How That Could Affect Your Love Life

The moment you never knew you were waiting for is about to arrive. Venus has been in the sign of Capricorn for about a month now, which infuses your relationships with stability, loyalty, and a dependability that can provide a solid foundation. This …
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This Will Be The Worst Month Of 2018 For Each Zodiac Sign, So Here's How To Cope

The new year is picking up steam this week and as we get further away from the holidays you may have turned your focus toward the bright future ahead of you. As the crankiest astrologer alive, I figure it's my responsibility to let you know about any…
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The Lunar & Solar Eclipses Have A Lot In Common & It's Actually Pretty Creepy

Remember where you were in the summer of 2017 around the time of the total solar eclipse on Aug. 21, 2017? Well, I would suggest taking a look back in your calendars and emails around that time because the Jan. 31 total lunar eclipse is about to jog …
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3 Signs You Could Be Using Spirituality To Avoid Reality & How To Check Back In

I make a living writing articles about astrology, spirituality, crystal healing, meditation, affirmations, and tarot cards, so I'll be the first to admit that I came to learn about these healing techniques during the most difficult time periods of my…
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These 3 Signs Are About To Have Their Worst Career Year, But Here's How To Fix It

As much as astrology has been peddled as a tool to predict the future, is actually no such thing. There are ways to use it loosely, as a guide to help you take advantage of potential energy. I say this as a preface to the fact that 2018 will be chall…
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These 3 Signs Will See Major Career Success This Year, Here's Why

When I read my horoscope, I read it for one thing, and one thing only. Not my love life, not my health, but how and when I will have enough money to live like someone who is about to file for bankruptcy. I want to know when the big bucks are coming, …
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Here's ‘Bachelor’ Arie & Bekah’s Compatibility, According To Their Zodiac Signs

Another season of The Bachelor is upon us, this time starring Arie Luyendyk Jr. a.k.a "The Kissing Bandit." Unfortunate choice of a nickname, given the current socio-political climate in Hollywood, but I digress. The season premiere introduced Arie, …
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