Reggie Wade

Bio

I'm Reggie Wade. I'm a writer and stand-up comic from Brooklyn. I hope my writing makes you laugh, love and think... but mostly laugh.

6 Ways To Deal With A Dry Spell Without Masturbating Into Oblivion

So, you're going through a dry spell? You know when actors say, "This is the role I was born to play?" Well, for me, this is the article I was born to write. Dry spells can be tough... very tough. I know from experience. I've had dry spells that…

Why Men Who Have Been Single The Longest Make The Best BFs, As Told By A Guy

As some of you already know, I've been in the single category for a while… my entire life actually. With that out in the open, I'm about to make a bold statement: I'm a catch. Yes, you heard right. Even though no woman has signed up for this boat…

30 Things You Don't Realize About The World Until You Turn 30

Last September, I turned 30. When I was a kid, I often thought of what my life would be like by this age. Am I disappointed? In some respects, yes but I think it's safe to say that everyone feels like that to an extent. I may not have the millions…

My First Date At 30 Years Old Was A Total Fail, But Here's Why I'm OK With It

Unlike the sequel to "How Stella Got Her Groove Back" that never was, you can never say Reggie Wade left his audience hanging. Many people have asked for part two of this story. Well... like two people. But hey, if Kellyanne Conway and Sean Spicer…

6 Reasons Betsy DeVos Might Not Be Accepted As Education Secretary

On January 20, 2017, Donald J. Trump will take his oath of office and become our nation's 45th president. As scary as that inevitability may seem, a more frightening prospect looms: Trump's cabinet picks. A president can't be an expert at everything…

The 5-Step Plan To Following Politics This Year, Even Though Trump Enrages You

On Tuesday night, the world watched as the 44th president of the United States, Barack Obama eloquently gave his farewell address. The next morning, the world watched as the soon-to-be 45th president awkwardly and arrogantly gave his first press…

Everything That Went Through My Mind Before My First Date At 30

Most of my writing for Elite Daily has been on the subject of love and dating. Anyone who knows me would probably laugh when they hear that. Not because they're dicks, but because up until now, I haven't exactly been successful in my romantic…

Obama's Loose Definition Of 'War' On ISIS May Lead To A Scary Trend

Much can be said about the average American's attention span, but if there was a word to sum it up, “short” would be both a diplomatic and understated choice. These days, Americans lack of attention span comes at an inconvenient time, with the US…

Hillary Clinton's Celebrity Endorsements Ignored A Vital Group Of Americans

With the election of Donald Trump, there's been ample time for reflection. And boy, have we reflected. This race was especially hard for me as a die-hard Hillary Clinton supporter. You heard right; I am one of the few die-hard Hillary Clinton…

Why I'd Never Date A Woman Who Supports Donald Trump, As Told By A Man

I'm just gonna say it: I would never date a woman who votes for Trump. And if you're familiar with my dating history, I shouldn't be turning down anyone. But if you're voting Trump-Pence, you're on the other side of my dating fence. Now people may…