Kristin Manna

Bio

Kristin is a Stand-up comic in NYC. She is also a terrible dancer

21 Different People A Woman Will Unexpectedly Find In Her Bed

By Kristin Manna
Is it weird that whenever I sleep with someone new, I have a dream that night that he's trying to murder me? Weird, right? Like, I know he isn't really going to murder me. He's just going to sleep with me for eight months and then murder my soul. I…

50 Things I Think About While Going Down On A Man

By Kristin Manna
Let's first look at the name: blowjob. Blowjob. No one wants to think of fellatio as a job you have to work at. When men go down on women, it's called eating out. Who doesn't love going out to eat, right? When you were a kid, going out to eat was…

That Lifelong Enigma, Re-Examined: Can Guys And Girls Be Just Friends?

By Kristin Manna
Guys and girls can’t be just friends, since someone always wants more. This is something we have heard our whole lives, but I believe that guys and girls can just be friends. There are plenty of guys in my life with whom I’m just friends, at least.…

30 Common Mistakes Everyone Makes After Sleeping With Someone

By Kristin Manna
It’s 6:50 am. I’m debating whether or not I should stick around for morning sex or leave before I overstay my welcome -- nothing is worse than getting kicked out in the morning. Suddenly I notice two strands of my hair on his blue comforter. "Well,…

I'm A 25-Year-Old Woman And I Have Never Been In Love

By Kristin Manna
I’m 25, and I have never fallen in love. I want it, I crave it, but I’m also scared of it. I’m scared I’m going to get distracted or I'm going to lose myself when I fall in love. I have seen a little glimpse of myself in relationships, and I don’t…

15 Life Lessons I Learned From The Best Dad A Girl Could Ask For

By Kristin Manna
My father is 6’5", has a half-sleeve tattoo of Thor, practices yoga on nude beaches, frequently attends Warped Tour, coaches football, is a Princeton graduate and the father of six kids. I believe this man is the reason I have a sense of humor and a…