Kimmy Foskett

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An Expert Reveals If The September Baby Boom Nine Months After Winter Is Real

If I were to guess which month holds the superlative of "most births," I would guess February. That's because it seems like every person I know or am related to is born between February 4 and February 8. (I went to four birthday dinners last week.) M…
By Kimmy Foskett

5 Easy Cocktails To Make On Date Night That Don't Require Major Bartending Skills

I imagine that — excluding professionals — there are more great cooks in the U.S. than great at-home bartenders. I could name at least five friends who I believe make consistently excellent food, but I could only name two friends that I feel confiden…
By Kimmy Foskett

It's Official, New York City Is The Worst City In The Country For Finding Love

I dole out superlatives with reckless abandon. "That's the WORST taco I've ever had." (The filling-to-tortilla ratio was slightly off.) "I had the BEST shower this morning." (This hotel has a shower head with water pressure.) "New York is the BEST ci…
By Kimmy Foskett

7 Movies To Watch When You're Sad About Feeling Single & Need To Boost Your Mood

Three Valentine's Days ago, I decided it would be chill if I embodied all single-white-female-on-V-Day stereotypes. I convinced myself that the person I was dating had lied to me about being out of town, I pouted on my bed because all of my friends w…
By Kimmy Foskett

4 Games To Play With Your Partner On Date Night If You Both Are Ultra Competitive

If you love someone, compete with them. Competition is healthy, exciting, and oh yeah, winning is extremely satisfying. My all-time best early in the game dates have all involved activities. Specifically, they have involved competitive activities lik…
By Kimmy Foskett

6 Crucial Tips For Picking The Perfect Engagement Ring, From Instagram's Favorite Jeweler

With one track title, Pink Floyd perfectly described my ideal engagement ring: "Shine On You Crazy Diamond." Yes, I would like a large, shiny diamond. Yes, that is admittedly unspecific. And yes, that is because I'm not near engagement. To borrow yet…
By Kimmy Foskett

5 Ways To Ask Someone If They're Single Without Making It Obvious You Have a Crush

Whether it's the Oscar Isaac-lookalike at work, the barista who gives you life every morning, or your GMAT teacher who sometimes chats with you as you walk out of the building together (oops), it's tough to fully crush on someone when you're not even…
By Kimmy Foskett

5 Opening Lines For Dating Apps On Valentine’s Day Because Emoji Roses Count, Right?

Hey, want to know something cool about Valentine's Day? If you're single and looking to mingle, the other single people you might want to mingle with are definitely also feeling extra vulnerable and rethinking their anti-relationship status on Februa…
By Kimmy Foskett

10 Valentine's Day Gifts For Men That Are Actually Amazing, According To Men

If I were to guess what gift men would like to receive most come Valentine's Day, it would involve that exact word: "to come." Sex. Forking. Whatever want to call it. However, if I guessed that, then I would be generalizing quite a bit about men, and…
By Kimmy Foskett

What 15 Women Actually Want For Valentine's Day, According To 15 People

Come Valentine's Day, some people are content with a simple bouquet of roses, or a box of delicious chocolates. For them, it's the thought that counts and the thought of their partner choosing a gift from the front display at CVS is fine by them. The…
By Kimmy Foskett

Zodiac Signs On Dating Apps Aren't Always A Dealbreaker, But Tread Carefully

When I hear the word "zodiac," I think of Zodiac, the 2007 David Fincher thriller about the Zodiac Killer. While I enjoy reading my horoscope and pondering what a stereotypical Scorpio I really am, I'm also really into movies and true crime. This is …
By Kimmy Foskett

Is It Weird To Celebrate Valentine’s Day When You Literally Just Started Dating?

Help! I'm 29-years-mature and was fortunate enough to receive an excellent education and I still don't know what "dating" means! Is it an Instagram-official relationship? A bunch of dates in a row? Hanging out for two years and sharing secrets and ma…
By Kimmy Foskett

Guys Reveal What It Means When They Say They Want To Cook Dinner For You On A Date

It's 2018, and we have officially entered an era where even my father has heard the terms "ghosting" and "f*ckboy" — even though he has no idea what they mean. (Sorry, Dad, love you.) In an age where traditional dating norms feel less certain than ev…
By Kimmy Foskett

How To Figure Out Valentine's Day Plans With Someone You're Dating Casually

In elementary school, every Valentine's Day eve I carefully tore out 16 CVS-bought valentines and sorted them into piles: one for boys and one for girls. I wasn't sorting them based on color of Power Ranger or gender of Rugrat, but by amount of roman…
By Kimmy Foskett

How To Get Through Valentine’s Day When You Don't Want To Be Surrounded By Couples

When I doodle, my sketch shape of choice is unfailingly a heart. On long phone calls, I put pen to paper and methodically scribble rows of hearts, filling some in entirely, while putting polka dots in others. However, come Valentine's Day, I stifle m…
By Kimmy Foskett

6 Delightful Ways To Celebrate Galentine's Day With Your Best Friend

Valentine's Day is inevitable. It may be a trivial holiday, but Feb. 14 is a date on the calendar that will be here very soon, and we're all going to have to deal with it — no matter what our relationship status may be. While I'd love to suggest that…
By Kimmy Foskett

6 Things To Write Back To Your Ex On Valentine’s Day When They Drunk-Text You

When in a romantic correspondence that resembles dating but isn't a full-fat relationship, the Valentine's Day text is a "you first" scenario. If you receive an "HVD" text before you send one, congratulations, you've won. It's human to want confirmat…
By Kimmy Foskett

How To Have A Romantic Valentine’s Day When You & Your Partner Are Miles Apart

Taking a job across the country is undeniably nerve-racking. Not only are you starting a new position with new responsibilities in an entirely new environment, you're also building an entirely new life with new friends and new Seamless options. Not t…
By Kimmy Foskett

5 Perfect Date Ideas In Minneapolis For You & Bae On Super Bowl Sunday

The Super Bowl is this Sunday in Minneapolis. If projections are right, it'll be 11 degrees. Super Bowl LII has invaded your city, reminding you that roman numerals are hard and, more importantly, that Patriots fans Eagles fans are the worst. (Sorry,…
By Kimmy Foskett

5 Non-Lame Things For All The Single Ladies To Do With Friends On Valentine's Day

Recently, a good friend of mine who is in a very serious relationship admitted to me that she enjoyed celebrating Valentine's Day with her single friends more than she did with her boyfriend. This is not to say she doesn't love her boyfriend dearly —…
By Kimmy Foskett