Kgazm

Bio

Kgazm is an advocate for the equal opportunity orgasm. She is the persona of a woman who knows what she wants. Her writing specializes in eviscerating the double standard, one article at a time.

Halloween Slut-Shaming PSA: Dress However The Hell You Want

By Kgazm
Women are constantly bombarded with people telling them how they should and shouldn't dress, and this Halloween is no different. There's the "don't succumb to peer pressure and dress like a slut" mentality versus the "Halloween is the day to be…

Confessions Of A Slut-Shamer: Why I Hate Men Who Have Feelings

By Kgazm
I’ve been a crusader against slut-shaming from the moment I piqued my own sexual awakening. I’ve led tirades against my male (and female) counterparts for dismissing women because they gave it up to soon. I’ve slung diatribes at any willing listener…

Catholic School F*cked Me Up

By Kgazm
September. The very word gives me shivers of dread. While you picked out your cute back to school outfits and got ready to see your high school lover on campus, we pulled out the same old jumper and prepared to salivate over images of the real live…

You Can Be Sexy And Smart: Blow Minds And Blow Guys (If You Want)

By Kgazm
One of the great prophets of our generation, Drake, has seemingly bestowed upon us fair females some profound words to live by. Ever the brilliant philosopher, Drake preaches (much like the content of his music and the images in his videos) placing…

10 Discreet And Luxurious Vibrators That Will Render Your Man Useless This Summer

By Kgazm
From “Grease” to JT, we girls have been sold the idealized and storied summer love. He shows up, hair blowing in the wind, tan and chiseled, shirt billowing and the like, and we swoon – as women are prone to do – faint, or in some way leave…

It's Your P*ssy, You Can Do What You Want With It

By Kgazm
I, like many curious teenage girls, used to flip mischievously through the pages of Cosmo, exhilarated, as if it were a build up to the centerfold of Playboy (which, incidentally, I also flipped through). I followed the bold headlines to the…

7 Life Lessons We Can Learn From Strippers: Both In The Bedroom And Boardroom

By Kgazm
So maybe strippers aren’t the first people to come to mind when we broach the subject of role models. However, these ladies are entrepreneurs who know how to get the bang for their buck. Strippers have an implicit connectivity of their…

The 10 Things Men Need To Realize In 2013

By Kgazm
It's 2013 and men should start acting like it. Women have continually proved themselves to be your equals, yet you continue to subjugate them by both overt and subtle means. Whether it's telling women to cook more, imagining that they're the only…

The New Age Slut

By Kgazm
We’ve heard the classic (late ‘90s - early ‘00s) plea of equal opportunity banging. If a girl gets her groove on she’s a skank and if a guy manages to smash he’s a hero. An archaic remnant of a male governed society, right? Obviously all us forward…

Birth Control, Sex Control

By Kgazm
I’m into it. I’ve been advocating for it. I’ve been conscientious - I’ve made my fair share of Facebook statuses. Birth control. Anything to protect my precious physical form, to ensure that guy you barely know from the bar doesn’t become half the…

The Walk Of Shame Is The Stride Of Pride

By Kgazm
We’ve all been there before. Well, some more than others. Stealthily snaking a leg over ooh-what-was-his-name’s snoring body, collecting your bra, shoes, dignity, and cell phone. Praying that he doesn’t wake, you make those painful steps to the door…

Why Jay Z Is A Traitor To Bachelors Worldwide

By Kgazm
Parents have been nagging for centuries, hands balled into angry old-man fists, shaking them all willy-nilly at the despicable vulgarities of that damned, infernal racket. Music has had its inventors, dissenters, and its pissy ancestors: “Beethoven,…

Big Ups To Mommy Porn

By Kgazm
Now it might not be a popular opinion to defend the erotic mess that composes the "Fifty Shades of Grey" trilogy, nor may it be to my benefit as a supposed literary scholar. To be fair, I don’t know much about the books -- as I have not read them.…