Kevin Schlittenhardt

Bio

Kevin Schlittenhardt (Senior Features Editor) graduated from The College of New Jersey with a degree in journalism and professional writing. He plays guitar, drinks and, yes, does feel weird writing this about himself in the third person.

If Your SO Does Any Of These 7 Things, It Might Be Meant To Be

By Kevin Schlittenhardt
There's a lot of talk out there about how the modern-day hook-up culture officially ended love as the Boomers and Gen X once knew it. But are millennials really less likely to commit, or are people just looking for that one perfect partner and…

Sony Is Developing Video-Recording Contact Lenses So Say Bye To Your Privacy

By Kevin Schlittenhardt
Before recently, at least you knew the geek with Google Glass standing in front of you could be recording you by the sight of his totally lame, bionic eyewear. According to The Huffington Post, Sony filed a patent in 2013 for contact lenses people…

This Infographic Shows You The 18 Fastest Things In The World

By Kevin Schlittenhardt
The word "fast" can change context just as quickly as its definition suggests. We know that light and sound are fast AF, but do we know exactly how fast? And do we know how this version of "fast" compares to OUR version of "fast" (say, a Bugatti…

9 Signs You Are Probably Going To Marry Your Girlfriend

By Kevin Schlittenhardt
You see it in movies. You hear about it from your parents, or aunt and uncle, or friends' parents. You read about it online, the moment when so and so “just knew she was the one." The moment when a man says to himself, “Yup, that's the woman I'm…

5 Questions You Should Never Have To Ask The Man You Love

By Kevin Schlittenhardt
Dating is like hacking through a jungle of unknowing in search of the ultimate oasis -- a working relationship, a soulmate, love. And questions… questions are your machete. “What's your name?” HACK. “Where are you from?” HACK. “What do you do?”…

9 Things Women Wear That Guys Secretly Love

By Kevin Schlittenhardt
No, this isn't an article about how yoga pants are the best thing ever (kind of are, though). This isn't an article about how dudes love a woman in a bikini because it's basically just your underwear (kind of true, though). And no, I'm not saying we…

11 Bad Movies With A Better Rotten Tomatoes Rating Than 'Batman V Superman'

By Kevin Schlittenhardt
As I'm sure many of you have heard by now, "Batman V Superman: Dawn Of Justice" has not critically lived up to the hype it has created over the past few years. In fact, many reviews have been extremely harsh on the Warner Bros.…

5 Things A Guy Will Only Do For The Woman He Loves

By Kevin Schlittenhardt
I'm sure a lot of you girls can attest to having a plethora of “guy problems,” just as a lot of us guys can attest to having just as many “girl problems.” And if this is the case for you, the truth is, you don't have any “guy” or “girl” problems --…

World Cup Champ Abby Wambach Wants Badass Girls Like Her To Play Video Games

By Kevin Schlittenhardt
Ever wonder what US Women's National Team star Abby Wambach has been up to after winning the 2015 FIFA Women's World Cup, gold medals in two separate Olympics contests and being named one of Time Magazine's 100 Most Influential People? Well, aside…

This Miracle Beer Machine Will Show You How To Drink Beer Like A Pro

By Kevin Schlittenhardt
Learning how to pour a beer is a rite of passage. When you turn 21 (or maybe younger, if you have cool relatives), your dad, or your grandpa, or your cool uncle, or your MOM (because see ya gender stereotypes) teaches you, step by step, how to pour…

I Wore Jeans Designed For Well-Endowed Men And My Balls Thanked Me For It

By Kevin Schlittenhardt
Most guys are aware of the hardships that come with shopping for a new pair of jeans. A stylish fit usually comes at the very uncomfortable price of some serious junk constriction. And if you are a guy who isn't aware of this problem, then you have…

Why Athletes Who Opt Out Of The All-Star Game Are Insulting Their Fans

By Kevin Schlittenhardt
All-Star games are a sport’s way of celebrating the fans. Plain and simple. A lot of fans trivialize All-Star games and think there’s no point to them because they don’t actually count toward the standings or any player’s personal stats -- and…

15 Guys Eloquently Describe How It Feels To Get Hit In The Balls

By Kevin Schlittenhardt
Getting hit in the nuts is a one-of-a-kind pain. There's nothing quite like it. It can be triggered by anything from a point-blank low blow to an accidental brushing of someone's hand. The pain starts out psychological. It doesn't set in right away,…

7 Stupid Expensive Foods That Can Literally Kill You

By Kevin Schlittenhardt
With reports of E. coli outbreaks in Chipotles ongoing across the nation, a lot of reasonable folk have stayed away from Chipotle burritos. Other, more dedicated Chipotle lovers — like me — have been reaping the benefits of much shorter…

Kendrick Lamar Just Released A New Video And It’s As Twisted As 2015 Was

By Kevin Schlittenhardt
Kendrick Lamar, who is currently leading this year’s Grammy Awards with 11 nominations, just capped off 2015 with an explicit new video titled “God Is Gangsta.” The video includes tracks “u” and “For Sale,” both from his newest album released back…

How You Can Tell If Your Tinder Date Will Actually Be Hot In Real Life

By Kevin Schlittenhardt
“Congratulations! You have a new match!” flashes on your phone, and understandably, you’re excited. How excited? Well, that depends… If you’re a man: FINALLY! One of the last 137 women you blindly swiped right while sitting on the john or in between…

Why I’ll Never Understand How Any Woman Could Like Any Man, Ever

By Kevin Schlittenhardt
You know when you look at a couple and think, “Wow, how did he get her?” (Think back to Katy Perry and Russell Brand or Mila Kunis and the grown-up “Home Alone” kid.) That’s what I think about every couple I see. Every. Single. One. How did HE get…

What It Means When You Like A Girl So Much You Don’t Want To F*ck Her

By Kevin Schlittenhardt
Over the course of his love life, a guy will feel many types of “likes” and “loves” for many different girls. Some will test his heart, others will test his mind and nearly all will test his dick. But one type of ultra rare infatuation will test…