Hope Schreiber
Bio
Hope Schreiber was raised on a mountain in New York and somehow found her way to LA. She is an expert in folklore, demonology, and can pronounce 'charcuterie.'
Brie Larson Reminds Herself 'No One Knows Anything' When It Comes To Adulthood
By Hope SchreiberBrie Larson appearing in an action movie that has enough bullets and crossfire to confuse you with a Tarantino film is a leap from her Oscar award winning performance in "Room."
But it should come as no shock.
The actress has been building her…
Gina Rodriguez Will Play Everyone's Favorite Art Thief In 'Carmen Sandiego'
By Hope SchreiberIf it weren't for Carmen Sandiego, would any American '90s kid have any idea where Tokyo is or that it's referred to as "the land of the rising sun?"
Or that in Indonesia they use rupiahs as currency?
Honestly, I'm lucky I can find myself on the…
Teen Pulls Greatest Senior Prank By Tricking Faculty Into Singing Smash Mouth
By Hope SchreiberSenior pranks are either TOO BIG or TOO SMALL -- someone is getting expelled and banned from walking at graduation or no one even notices.
Like, "Yeah, someone released two rats into the school with the numbers 'one' and 'three' drawn on them, so…
Trump Needs To See This Emotional Trailer About The Importance Of Climate Action
By Hope SchreiberOn April 29, thousands of people are planning to show up in Washington, DC (as well as 85 satellite cities) for the People's Climate March.
They plan on protesting the Trump administration's response to progress the Obama administration made when…
Jennifer Garner And Ben Affleck File For Divorce And Love Is Now Gone, Girl
By Hope SchreiberAfter almost two years since they originally announced their split, Jennifer Garner has filed for divorce from Ben Affleck, proving love's death is long, painful and drawn out.
According to TMZ, both the stars are wishing to seek joint legal and…
Mom Busts Up A Dog Party When The Two Pets Move Their Rager Onto The Roof
By Hope SchreiberIf you know me at all, then this will come as no surprise to you: I have attachment issues.
I was inconsolable whenever I had to leave my pets and go to school, so my mom would remind me of one of my favorite books, "Wednesday Is Spaghetti Day,"…
This Tiny Detail You Missed In '13 Reasons Why' Gives The Show A Whole New Meaning
By Hope SchreiberI hope you're ready, because I'm about to tell you the story of "13 Reasons Why," more specifically, a spoiler. And if you're listening to these tapes... then I really hope you already watched the show.
I just don't want to spoil Netflix's new show…
Sofia Vergara Had A 102-Degree Fever And She Still Looked Much Better Than You
By Hope SchreiberIf you took comfort in the fact even the most beautiful people in the world sometimes get sick and look like crap, sorry...
Sofia Vergara, who is currently in Italy filming "Bent," a film directed by Robert Moresco, apparently caught a cold while…
This Was The Flirty Moment Justin Timberlake Met Jessica Biel
By Hope SchreiberThe story of how a couple met is one they'll be telling for their entire life.
My grandparents met while my grandfather was playing in a band. My grandmother went up to him, and he bent down, thinking she was requesting a song, but instead she…
8-Year-Old Boy And His Sis Stole Car To Pick Up The Ultimate Prize: McDonald's
By Hope SchreiberMost teenagers learn to drive in a driver's ed class or with one of their very nervous parents in the passenger seat.
Proving the children truly are our future, an 8-year-old boy learned to drive on YouTube, then took his little sister to…
Little Girl's Spooky Performance Of The National Anthem Is Out Of A Horror Movie
By Hope SchreiberThere's a reason why horror movies choose to have little kids singing slowly in their soundtracks.
It's creepy AF.
Seriously, pair up a nursery rhyme with a kid's choir, slow it down to half speed and slap it over black and white footage of a swing…
5 Baby Names Heidi Montag And Spencer Pratt Should Name Their New Baby
By Hope SchreiberIt's official: "The Hills" are alive with the sound of babies crying.
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are welcoming a child to this world, and we are all so blessed.
Speidi, true to their brand, announced the good word in a gossip magazine.
Pratt…
Video Of Girl Almost Dying On Swing Ride Is Straight Out Of 'Final Destination'
By Hope SchreiberI know this may sound weird, but... how old are you?
OK, before you answer, let me try to make an example. There is a certain age where you don't really understand how things can hurt you.
Like, you remember when you were younger than 15 years old?…
Video Of Man Jumping Into Icy Water To Save His Dog Is True Love At Its Finest
By Hope SchreiberIf you're a dedicated pet owner, then you realize there is nothing you wouldn't do for your beloved.
When I was a kid, I used to plan out what I would do in case a fire ever broke out in my house, to a T, based on where my cats and dogs usually…
Woman Takes Dog To 'Furry' Convention, Doesn't Realize It's Not For Dogs
By Hope SchreiberThis may be a bit too telling of myself, but I used to be pretty big into anime. No, this isn't a furry coming out story.
(Besides, I'm pretty sure all furries start off thinking Disney's "Robin Hood" was hot.)
My brother and I were watching our…
People Are Searching For 'Extra Friends' After Girl Goes Next Level To Take Pic
By Hope SchreiberOnce, I had a friend help me move all of my stuff from upstate New York to Brooklyn and because my mom couldn't drive in the city, my friend drove her all the way home.
Another time, a dear friend essentially dragged my depressed ass out of bed for…
Trump's Silence About The San Bernardino Shooting Is Very, Very Problematic
By Hope SchreiberOn April 10, 2017, two adults and an 8-year-old student were killed in a murder-suicide shooting in a special-needs classroom at North Park Elementary School in San Bernardino, California.
A second student was wounded and is in stable…
This Video Of Nicole Richie Getting Hit In The Face During A High Five Is Epic
By Hope SchreiberHigh fives make me nervous.
Maybe it's just my crippling social anxiety that someone will tell me I am "too slow," or maybe it's the fact no one in my youth thought I was cool enough to receive a high five, but the entire act of slapping hands…
Blake Lively Reveals The Song Ryan Reynolds Played While She Was In Labor
By Hope SchreiberCelebrity friends playing "Fact or Fiction" with each other is always a recipe for success -- they lure each other into a sense of security and aren't ashamed to tell the weirdest things about themselves.
Blake Lively recently sat with her fashion…
Katy Perry Looks Unrecognizable With Her New Bleach Blonde Pixie Cut
By Hope SchreiberKaty Perry certainly has come a long way since her "I Kissed A Girl" days. While she drew us in with lesbian overtones, she kept us around for her antics, outfits and ever evolving style.
Damn you, Perry, you got us good.
Personally, when I think of…
