Gayana Sarkisova

Bio

A 20-something New Yorker who loves all black everything, sunglasses and the occasional glass (read: bottle) of wine. Has a bunch of fancy degrees from a bunch of fancy schools that she'll never use because it's a bloggers world and everyone else just lives in it. Self-proclaimed steak aficionado, chick flick enthusiast, advice giver and sarcastic commentator.

The Foolproof Guide To A One-Night Stand

By Gayana Sarkisova

We all know that no good story starts with “So, I stayed in one night and…,” most memorable stories start out with tequila and end up with bad decisions and several doses of Plan B. Since I know all of my loyal readers are hot messes and usually end…

Single Girls Have It Best

By Gayana Sarkisova

There are few things that truly are more annoying than the perpetual stereotypes that stigmatize single women. In true Gloria Steinem fashion, ladies, we need to sit back and realize that singledom is not a one-way ticket to owning 15 poorly-groomed…

The Do's And Don'ts Of Sexting

By Gayana Sarkisova

Sexting is essentially like watching porn with dial-up Internet, five seconds of gratification for every five minutes you wait. Nonetheless, sexting has become a pivotal part of actually getting laid. Although I doubt the creators of smartphones…

Why It's Better To Be Single On Valentine's Day

By Gayana Sarkisova

Do you smell that? Love is in the air. Put your gas masks on, kids. Since Valentine’s Day is a sore subject for some, I’ve taken the liberty of renaming it: from now on, it shall be known as “Single People Awareness Day” (SPAD for short). To put…

How To Develop Your Lay-Dar

By Gayana Sarkisova

Being able to tell if a man will be good or bad in bed is tricky business. Short of copping a feel and praying for the best, there isn’t much a girl can do. Lucky for you, I’m here to provide you with the sure fire signals to make sure the guy…

6 Ways To Become The Ultimate Chick Magnet

By Gayana Sarkisova

There are always those men who seem to do absolutely nothing, but still manage to have women gravitate towards them like moths to a flame. Contrary to popular belief, they're not doing anything – they're making moves so subtle that women can't help…

How To Train Your Man

By Gayana Sarkisova

This may sound demeaning and a bit harsh; so I don’t want you thinking I’m referring to all men as dogs. They are more like loveable puppies that need simple potty training. No matter how crass the methodology may be, the end results will likely…

The Doomsday F*cket List

By Gayana Sarkisova

I’m sure you’ve all heard the term Bucket List once or twice before in reference to the things you must do before you die. Today, Elite brings you the Doomsday Fucket List; the dating and sex bucket list you have to complete before the world ends on…

The Types Of Men Women Will Date Throughout Their Lives

By Gayana Sarkisova

There are two kinds of men in the world; the right one and all the wrong ones. Unfortunately, most women are going to sift through an unbelievable number of frogs until they find their prince. On the bright side, there is a silver lining surrounding…

Where The Hell Are All Of The Men In NYC?

By Gayana Sarkisova

It’s safe to assume that the most logical explanation is that all the men in New York City are either married or gay; when we all know that’s not necessarily the case. Quite frankly, if they’re married and that much of a catch, just because there’s…