Eitan Levine

Bio

Eitan Levine is a New York City based comedian and writer covering trending news for Elite Daily. He is also a weekly performer at The PIT and Magnet Theater in New York and the founder/co-host of “Who Won The Internet?”, which airs weekly on PITtv. He tweets gold at @Eitanthegoalie.

Drake Accuses Coachella Club Of Racial Profiling And Fans Are Slamming It Online

By Eitan Levine

Drake's latest beef is with a golf course near Coachella. In a since deleted Instagram post, the 30-year-old music icon called out The Madison Club for racial profiling guests. The La Quinta Resort & Club — a private, upscale club in California —…

13 Tweets That Completely Sum Up Last Night's Emotional 'Girls' Finale

By Eitan Levine

RIP, "Girls." After six seasons, "Girls" finally aired its last episode on Sunday night. HBO's often-too-real chronicle of four girls living in Brooklyn with zero black friends will likely go down as one of the more controversial things to air on…

The Ultimate Breakdown Of Every Hot Jesus In Pop Culture

By Eitan Levine

HA-LE-LU-YER! Jesus was super fuckable. That's an undeniable fact the Pope probably outwardly doesn't want you to know but subconsciously totally wants you to know. Who do you think OK'd all of those hot, sexy statues of Jesus that are thrown around…

Gwyneth Paltrow Admits She Knows What Fast Food Is And Here Is How She Eats It

By Eitan Levine

Gwyneth Paltrow has finally revealed what she REALLY thinks about fast food. Gwyneth Paltrow lives such a bizarrely extravagant life that it's hard to get angry at her. While other celebrities do maddening things like purchase million dollar cars or…

'Fast And Furious' Star Michelle Rodriguez Wishes She Had Her Stunt Double's Job

By Eitan Levine

Debbie Evans is the most badass person in Hollywood you've probably never heard of. As tough as "Fast And Furious" star Michelle Rodriguez is, she can't do every stunt she wants. She's the star of a major movie franchise, which means her well-being…

Khloé Kardashian Fights With Malika Over Ronnie From 'Jersey Shore' In New Clip

By Eitan Levine

Are you ready for the most random beef of all time? Khloé Kardashian's best friend, Malika Haqq, has been going out with Ronnie Ortiz-Magro. The issue is Malika has been really shady about her relationship, spending more time with Ronnie than Khloé…

You Can Buy A Pendant Necklace From Kanye West For Only $13K, So Start Saving Up

By Eitan Levine

Kanye West has released his own line of gold pendants because he is the closest thing to Midas that society will ever actually experience. The 39-year-old music icon recently announced a partnership with Jacob Arabov (aka, Jacob the Jeweler) to…

Katy Perry Casually Wore A Sports Bra And Heels To Fancy Dinner Party

By Eitan Levine

Katy Perry wore the most casual sports bra of all time to a super fancy event because when you're a big-time Hollywood person, you can pull off that kind of crap. The music icon has been known for her out-there style for years. Wearing over-the-top…

A Jew Explains 10 Things The 'Rugrats' Passover Special Got Right And Wrong

By Eitan Levine

LET! MY! BABIES! GO! If there is one problem with being Jewish, aside from trying to explain to your co-workers why you have to miss 3/4 of September to atone for your sins and eat out of a wooden hut while you shake a palm frond, it's that we don't…

Chris Evans Admits He Cried While Telling His Mom He Lost His Virginity

By Eitan Levine

Chris Evans, who we can all admit is already entirely too much, says he cried while letting his mom know he lost his virginity. Apparently, letting your parents know you lost your virginity is a thing. I honestly didn't think it was a thing, as I'm…