Eitan Levine

Eitan Levine is a New York City based comedian and writer covering trending news for Elite Daily. He is also a weekly performer at The PIT and Magnet Theater in New York and the founder/co-host of “Who Won The Internet?”, which airs weekly on PITtv. He tweets gold at @Eitanthegoalie.

Recent Articles

Drake Accuses Coachella Club Of Racial Profiling And Fans Are Slamming It Online

Drake's latest beef is with a golf course near Coachella. In a since deleted Instagram post, the 30-year-old music icon called out The Madison Club for racial profiling guests. The La Quinta Resort & Club — a private, upscale club in California — has…
By Eitan Levine

13 Tweets That Completely Sum Up Last Night's Emotional 'Girls' Finale

RIP, "Girls." After six seasons, "Girls" finally aired its last episode on Sunday night. HBO's often-too-real chronicle of four girls living in Brooklyn with zero black friends will likely go down as one of the more controversial things to air on HBO…
By Eitan Levine

The Ultimate Breakdown Of Every Hot Jesus In Pop Culture

HA-LE-LU-YER! Jesus was super fuckable. That's an undeniable fact the Pope probably outwardly doesn't want you to know but subconsciously totally wants you to know. Who do you think OK'd all of those hot, sexy statues of Jesus that are thrown around …
By Eitan Levine

Gwyneth Paltrow Admits She Knows What Fast Food Is And Here Is How She Eats It

Gwyneth Paltrow has finally revealed what she REALLY thinks about fast food. Gwyneth Paltrow lives such a bizarrely extravagant life that it's hard to get angry at her. While other celebrities do maddening things like purchase million dollar cars or …
By Eitan Levine

'Fast And Furious' Star Michelle Rodriguez Wishes She Had Her Stunt Double's Job

Debbie Evans is the most badass person in Hollywood you've probably never heard of. As tough as "Fast And Furious" star Michelle Rodriguez is, she can't do every stunt she wants. She's the star of a major movie franchise, which means her well-being i…
By Eitan Levine

Khloé Kardashian Fights With Malika Over Ronnie From 'Jersey Shore' In New Clip

Are you ready for the most random beef of all time? Khloé Kardashian's best friend, Malika Haqq, has been going out with Ronnie Ortiz-Magro. The issue is Malika has been really shady about her relationship, spending more time with Ronnie than Khloé a…
By Eitan Levine

You Can Buy A Pendant Necklace From Kanye West For Only $13K, So Start Saving Up

Kanye West has released his own line of gold pendants because he is the closest thing to Midas that society will ever actually experience. The 39-year-old music icon recently announced a partnership with Jacob Arabov (aka, Jacob the Jeweler) to produ…
By Eitan Levine

Katy Perry Casually Wore A Sports Bra And Heels To Fancy Dinner Party

Katy Perry wore the most casual sports bra of all time to a super fancy event because when you're a big-time Hollywood person, you can pull off that kind of crap. The music icon has been known for her out-there style for years. Wearing over-the-top c…
By Eitan Levine

A Jew Explains 10 Things The 'Rugrats' Passover Special Got Right And Wrong

LET! MY! BABIES! GO! If there is one problem with being Jewish, aside from trying to explain to your co-workers why you have to miss 3/4 of September to atone for your sins and eat out of a wooden hut while you shake a palm frond, it's that we don't …
By Eitan Levine

Chris Evans Admits He Cried While Telling His Mom He Lost His Virginity

Chris Evans, who we can all admit is already entirely too much, says he cried while letting his mom know he lost his virginity. Apparently, letting your parents know you lost your virginity is a thing. I honestly didn't think it was a thing, as I'm p…
By Eitan Levine

The Chainsmokers Released Their First Album And It'll Be Your Summer Soundtrack

These two goofy bros are supposedly The Chainsmokers, and they released an album today. We'll get to all of that in a second though. I have a small beef to pick with you guys. I had no idea what The Chainsmokers looked like until about an hour ago, a…
By Eitan Levine

7 Celebrities With The Best Lazy Girl Style

Who has the best lazy girl style in Hollywood? Let me first say that "lazy girl" is a term of endearment and not meant as some backhanded "Mean Girl" comment. It's not like me going over to Selena Gomez and going, "Wow, you look great. Your shirt, I …
By Eitan Levine

Demi Lovato Battles James Corden In An Epic Sing-Off And It'll Give You Chills

THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE DIVA. Demi Lovato recently made her way onto "The Late Late Show With James Corden" to settle a score. You see, James Corden is easily one of the most diva-esque men on the planet. He's British, he breaks out into choreographed …
By Eitan Levine

JLo And A-Rod Are Apparently Taking Their Relationship To The Next Level

Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez are allegedly talking about getting married, because it's 2017 and nothing matters anymore. This is like the seventh time I've written about this couple, and each time I feel obligated to point out that I think A-Rod…
By Eitan Levine

Tyga Moved Out Of Kylie Jenner's House, So This Breakup Must Be Serious

Tyga has reportedly moved out of Kylie Jenner's house, which could mean things are officially over. In related news, I no longer believe in love. Us Magazine is reporting that 10 months after Tyga was invited to live in Kylie's $6 million mansion, th…
By Eitan Levine

We Have 'No Problem' With This Rapper Running For Mayor Of Chicago

Is this the beginning of Chance The Mayor? Fans of the 23-year-old rap prodigy have started a petition to try to get Chance The Rapper to run for mayor of Chicago. The campaign is called #Chano4Mayor and it asks the Coloring Book artist to go head-to…
By Eitan Levine

Confident Teen Recreates ‘La La Land’ To Ask Emma Stone To Be His Prom Date

I still can't decide if this teen who asked Emma Stone to be his prom date is the smoothest, ballsiest man of all time or just super creepy. Prom season is around the corner, which means high schools across America are currently full of three kinds o…
By Eitan Levine

11 True Crime Podcasts To Binge Now That You've Finished 'S-Town'

Now that you've binge'd your way through "S-Town," we've got 11 other true crime podcasts for you to plow your way through. America has a massive true crime boner right now. I mean, the boner has always been there, but over the past few years that bo…
By Eitan Levine

Steph Curry Slays Disney Songs In His Own 'Carpool Karaoke' With James Corden

Steph Curry got a chance to do his own edition of "Carpool Karaoke" and it was a home run. Eff, sorry. Slam dunk. It was a slam dunk. Wrong sport. Getting your own segment on "Carpool Karaoke" is a right of passage nowadays when it comes to being fam…
By Eitan Levine

Michael Phelps Had A Bad Tan At The NCAA Championship And Twitter Roasted Him

Michael Phelps had a really bad tan at the NCAA basketball finals and the internet made sure to BURN him. *Ba dum chi*. This year, the NCAA board thought it was a good idea to host the college basketball championship in Arizona. While some fans lamen…
By Eitan Levine